Linker

Person who swings a sword spinning.
Act like Link from Zelda.

Stop being a linker, you are such a linker

by Papi Sedy & Germash January 22, 2008

Linker Parker

A person who loves Linkin Park.

That guy buys lots of Linkin Park merchandise, he must be Linkor Parker.

by Maggot666 February 17, 2005

gary lineker

Big eared, left wing, BBC brownnosing gimp that scoffs crisps for a living. Will attempt to steal any packet of Walkers you may have like a cheeky seagull at the beach.

Friend 1- I'm really worried about myself.
Friend 2-why?
Friend 1- I think I'm having a nervous breakdown. Think I'm turning into a Gary Lineker.

by Josemourinho'sunderpants March 28, 2019

Linager

When a man masturbates, and another person grabs his arm and makes him do the motion. It's sort of like a cross between masturbation and a handjob. He is still holding on, but the other person is still moving your arm.

She gave him a linager last night

by Your Dad9351 October 29, 2011

Linekerlitis

The throat infection you come back from Ibiza with after a heavy 3 day stag sesh with the lads at either Linekers bar or Ocean Beach pool party

Fuck me lads, my throat is throbbing like a nonces cock, think it’s Linekerlitis

by MR1988 June 26, 2019

Linekering

The act of emptying a packet of salt and vinegar crisps into a condom prior to donning said prophylactic and engaging in intercourse.

Man: Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps please.
Publican: What flavour sir?
Man: Salt and vinegar please.
Publican: Linekering the wife this evening are we sir?

by DommyDomDom June 21, 2006

Gary Lineker

English football player who earned eighty caps playing for the England national football team and scored 330 goals in his career as a professional footballer. Advertised Walker's crisps after retiring from

professional football. Also became a presenter on BBC's Match Of The Day. English folk hero and defender of human rights.

Gary Lineker used to play professional football for Leicester, Everton and England before going on to work for the BBC as a sports presenter. He also criticised government policy on immigration, which was widely seen as being inhumane and unworkable.

by Minderbinder March 12, 2023