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Tread Lightly

To be delicate or careful about a certain subject or around certain people as to not cause drama or problems.
You know I’m the one who started this record company and now they kicking me out for younger talent? People better Tread Lightly if they want to bring this up with me because they don’t know who I am or what I’m capable of out here!”
by Terry Bad Ice January 13, 2020
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Buzz Lightyear

At the top of a flight of stairs, while fornicating your lover doggy style, when your just about to cum, take it out of her, and smack her in the head. When she gets pissed and turns around, cum in her eye, shove a fishbowl over her face and shove her down the stairs while waving a laser pointer around and scream "TO INFINITE AND BEYOND!!"
The girl will be massively confused, trying to stop falling, and trying to wipe the cum out of her eyes, but the fishbowl will keep her from getting it out of her eyes.

You have just succesfully accomplished the buzz lightyear.
"...So I took it out of her butt and gave her a Buzz Lightyear! God, that bitch wouldn't stop screaming. It was great."

I take no credit for this. This series of events was thought of by my good friend Devon. He's an awesome mother fucker. hah
by dialkenken220 November 12, 2008
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lightly toasted

To be 'lightly toasted' is to be stoned due to the use of marijuana.

This phrase was apparently popular in some circles in the early 1990's... according to this philosophy professor I had this one time.

Advantages of the phrase 'lightly toasted' over other more common terms:
1 - It is basically a thinly veiled version of the more popular adjective 'baked,' and yet it is somehow ambiguous enough to be used in virtually any environment without anyone being the wiser.

2 - It invokes images of lightly toasted food, which is always pleasurable to think about and even better - to consume when you yourself are 'lightly toasted.'

3 - You can insert the phrase into a sentence about food and in so doing tip off only those cool enough to understand.
"My kid's chorus performance is going to bore me to tears. I'd better get lightly toasted before I go."

(the stealthy approach):
"Hey guys, I could go for some *lightly toasted* Popped Tarts right now... (wink wink) What about you guys?"

(or it can even serve as sexual innuendo):
"Hey baby, let's get lightly toasted then you can butter my bacon while I scramble your eggs."

The possibilities are endless. So, go out there and spread the good word my friends. We won't stop until the whole world is golden brown.
by a mutual friend March 2, 2009
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Lighty

a word to describe a mixed race or light skinned person .. some ppl take it to offence though
oh my days .. whos that lighty over there :O
by nynynyesha October 14, 2010
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Buzzed Lightyear

Someone who becomes buzzed to an extent nearing infinity, possibly exceeding it. Usually accompanied by woody.
Once I got Buzzed Lightyear, it seemed like my woody was hard up for some attention.
by themilkmantrink July 24, 2011
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lightly toasted cracker

Most commonly known as a description of a girl named Aily aka whore
Your not an Oreo, just a lightly toasted cracker.
by FaithfulServant26 May 22, 2017
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i'll lightly pencil you in

To pencil someone into a schedule but using a light amount of pressure. This way, as you know they will always cancel, when you erase, there is no visual indent of their name in your schedule.
Guy: sorry I keep cancelling on you, would you like to go to the cinema on Friday?

Girl: yes, I'll lightly pencil you in.
Guy cancels
Girl to friend: I am glad I only lightly penciled him in, as there is no indent to remind me that he cancelled AGAIN!
by Lightly pencilling January 4, 2014
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