Lick my balls

A response to a dumb request, comment or a statement made by another party.

asshole 1 "Say, can I use your car to go pick up my skank ass girl and go to the lake and fuck?"

non asshole "No but you can lick my balls"

Cock sucking asshole ex best frend 1 "Man take your shit and get the fuck" Pissed off ex frend 2" Man why dont you Take your shit and lick my balls

by Un10nCarb1d4 November 3, 2011

Lick my balls and call me Skippy

A term of great surprise, usually yelled and used without conscious thought.

Normal:What you get on your test retard

Retard: An A+

Normal:LICK MY BALLS AND CALL ME SKIPPY!!!

by chucknorrisx10000000 September 5, 2010

Lick My Balls

Also known as LMB, It is a phrase used in times of disagreement, anger, annoyance, or just a pure sparkle in a sentence.

Monica: Hello

Roula: Lick my balls.

or

Them: They dont want you to suceed

Me: Lick My balls

by Rouka June 23, 2016

lick my balls

the act of licking balls

Person 1: my pussy stinks
Person 2: lick my balls

by coollesbian8282682 September 14, 2022

they didn't lick my balls back in elementary school

they didn't lick my balls back in elementary school

Cheney! they didn't lick my balls back in elementary school -Francis

they didn't lick my balls back in elementary school

Cheney! they didn't lick my balls back in elementary school -Francis

by Ray a Pedo October 1, 2023

Lick My Balls

The act of drooling slurping and sucking a mans testies. A very expensive hobby.

I want to get into Lick My Balls but i know how expensive it is.

by your big daddy that wants boof July 12, 2022

Lick Daniel’s balls day

Every day on 19th of may every nigga in the world must lick Daniel’s balls

“Hey man what you doing today” “nothing much it’s lick Daniel’s balls day so gotta lick them balls!”

by Bob682 May 18, 2022