laurizzle

when a horny girl farts on the mans penis.

Man: "oh baby that feels sooo good."
*pfffft*
Woman: "OH MAN!!! WOOPS!!! I LAURIZZLED!"
Man: "well at least you are horny!"

by Stuart Gizzard January 9, 2008

Laurizzle

Petty

I let then win the game so they couldn't get the satisfaction of beating me. What can I say, I'm laurizzle.

by Hawktauh July 3, 2024

andrew david william librizzi

Andrew uses his charm to fuck guys and eat big black pretzels with ketchup on them. Hes extremely racist but he fucks colored people. He co found the Ku Klux Klan in 1865 and founded lgbtq rights... he is definitely going to hell.

Damn that nigga is a andrew david william librizzi! Why does he fuck so many guys!!

by Old mcdonald 69 February 8, 2022