Nature's lubricant

See sand.
A reference to the irritation caused having anal sex on the beach.

She learned the hard way that sand is nature's lubricant.

by mach schnell April 25, 2005

lubricant

a slick substance that is put on a males penis to make it easier to put in a vagina.

masen put on the lubricant to make it easier to make his penis slip in.

by masen3333333333333333333333333 August 12, 2009

Universal Lubricant

Money, Cash, dough...etc, etc.

If you watch the episode of Fresh Prince of Bel-Air where Will trys to get a contract for Ashley's singing talent, you will hear the producer ask about universal lubricant.

by Jessica February 26, 2006

Lubrican't

Anything that isn't a good or practical lubricant for masturbating purposes.

Mayonaisse, Shampoo,Yogurt, and Rocks are generally lubrican'ts when attempting to jerk off.

by itsthompzilla March 24, 2008

lubricant pie

A foreign dessert that can make you feel better once you've had un pretected sex.

Aisha-Omg i slept with Bill and didnt use a condom
Alexa- Awh, sokay babe have some lubricant pie

by Alexa and Aisha August 1, 2009

spit lubricant

spitting your saliva to use as a lubrication

I was with your girlfriend and we ran out of K-Y Jelly, so I used spit lubricant, by bending her over and spitting on her ass to lubricate my dick.

by Vinnie The Cock II March 6, 2008

Social Lubricant

Any legal substance used to improve or enhance the mood of your date. Something that gets your date to open up.. be it her/his mouth; for converation or his/her legs for fornication. A situational substance that removes the friction from the dating process.

She was silent and stoic until we went to Jake's for some social lubricant. After two drinks we were talking about our parents and dancing like it was 1999.

by London Craig November 8, 2006