boob-o-lanterns

Boob-O-Lanterns are created by a) applying opaque substance(s) (e.g. electrical tape, marker, paint, string/rope, chocolate, etc) to breasts and b) applying a light (flashlight, phone light, etc) to the bottom (optimal), top or sides of the breasts in an environment with very low light levels. The results are typically best with augmented breasts (ie saline, silicone, etc) but can be accomplished in natural, low density breasts. CAUTION: be careful to use low heat light sources (e.g. LED lights, camera phone lights) to avoid a potential burn to delicate skin.

torch test

1. The most unique Halloween costume this year will be the Witch outfit featuring boob-o-lanterns.

2. One of the great aspects of her new boobs is the fun in making boob-o-lanterns.

3. A boob-o-lantern contest substituted for the weekly wet t-shirt contest at (state favorite establishment or party here).

by K3ys3rS0z3 June 23, 2017

old brooklyn lantern

Performing a sexual act with a Mag Lite Normal in the Anus, sometimes in the vagina. The light side should be on the outside so the light can be flashed around the room.

Jermahl: hey Ryan it is dark in here, have you seen my maglite?
Ryan: hold on let me pull my pants down and I will break out with the "Old Brooklyn Lantern"

by lds70 May 13, 2013

Liane

Liane is French name for bond. A goddess from birth. She's a girl that people can't stay away from. The life of any party and she knows how to shake it. Lianes are typically slim but are sexy at that. She has BOOTY but she doesn't like to show it off. She is sexy all together but doesn't like to admit it. She is kind-hearted and loves to give long hugs and cuddle. Lianes are free spirits who just need to move at their own pace. They will love you forever but may suck at showing it. The bonds with your liane will be strong but don't play around or they may break. You will of course be mesmerized by that nice, firm ass they have and all you'll want to do is slap, make it jiggle, and bury your face in it but they don't like that. Compliment your Liane like she is the sexiest thing on earth. CAUSE SHE IS!!

Mon Dieu ! Liane est une fille sympathique.

(Oh my! She's such a friendly girl.)

by nothingbuttruth100 September 30, 2018

Lianne

A person you will never want to lose, because once you do, you will regret it.

Once I let my Lianne walk out of my life, I was never the same.

by SheszDifferent April 9, 2010

Liantics

The ability to simultaneously ignore, lose focus, and complain when instructed to perform a task; inconsistent and strange behavior that defies logic and reason; see Lian

When asking a child to sit down and do their homework the child will engage in Liantics. This involves simulaneously ignoring the parent while completing a cirque de solie act on the chair or on the viscinity of the chair.

When asking a child to get in the shower a lego tower is constructed instead of a shower.

by Lianimal March 8, 2013

happy jack-o'-lantern

lit match inserted flame first into mouth held in place by teeth, usually accompanied by waving fingers on either side of your head. most effective in a darkened room after alcohol consumption

Larry impresses and amazes us with his happy jack-o'-lantern, never burning the roof of his mouth.

by Happy Girly of course! February 20, 2010

idiot's lantern

a television

you sit in all day watching the idiot's lantern. get up, go out, and do something you lazy shit.

by jimmy mc'scrotie badders. April 15, 2010