liabetes

A transferrable disease relating to compulsive lying about any and all subjects. It is said there are 'carriers' of the liabetic gene spread amongst the general public.
Extensive research continues to cure these 'carriers' but thus far the research, based out of Dunedin and Ashburton, has been unsuccessful

Mark: "Hey bro you coming home for this holiday?"
Jason: "Oh nar man I'm staying down south with my mrs Tiff cos she cant get back to Tauranga"
Mark: "Dude you don't even have a girlfriend, this is just like yesterday when you told me you didn't know what a muscle hampster is.... i think you have liabetes"
Jason: "But I never lie"
Mark: "Right there. You are a carrier of liabetes"

by Browntown154 October 14, 2010

21st century liability

An album written by Dominic Harrison also known as YUNGBLUD.

"Hey have you listened to 21st century liability?"

by Losercakes101 July 12, 2019

Refreshing Liabation

A phrase coined by Mr Collins to describe a liquid drink, either water or juice.

Alright class, don't be shy to have a refreshing liabation throughout my lesson.

by danananankroyd July 4, 2009

liabetic

Someone who has to lie to live.

"Why do you keep lying? It's like you have to lie to live! You have liabetes and you are liabetic."

by Mira Ukr. December 9, 2008

liable

Being responsible for a act of vandalisation and/or irrisponsible behaviour

Oh man, your petty liable, you just tresspassed on level 17 of crown hotel and got caught by a security guard

by fraza October 30, 2005

Friends with Liabilities

Think the opposite of 'friends with benefits'. In essence, you are so close to being a girl's boyfriend you get all the negative effects, but none of the positive.

Dude 1: "She's been bitching at me all day."

Dude 2: "Yeah, most guys tend to have friends with liabilities."

by NTrav April 24, 2008

Liability

A person who stays and free loads at your expense and property. Someone who asks for favors day after day.

Damn, Giselle has become a liability. Fuck, the liability asked for another ride today. The liability asked for WiFi today.

by Poopsquared September 24, 2017