useless lesbian

A lesbian who can’t take a hint that another girl likes her, no matter how obvious it is.

Alayna: So Carla always kisses me on the cheek as a greeting, always holds my hand when we walk together in a hallway, gives me pet names like “sweetums” and “babe,” wants to rent an apartment together and get a dog, and then once she straddled me and said she thought I was adorable. I just have no idea if she likes me back!

Kayleigh: You’re such a useless lesbian, Alayna

by Sardonyxx July 25, 2018

lesbian jesus

Hayley Kiyoko. One of the Holy Lesbian Trinity which includes Lesbian God, (Ellen), and Lesbian Holy Ghost, (Jane Lynch). She makes gay jams and every female within a twenty-mile radius to have an instant lady boner.

"Holy shit Lesbian Jesus must be somewhere near here because I have a huge lady boner"

by Winter Killjoy April 24, 2018

Ur dad lesbian

One of the most catastrophical insults on the internet. It can only be used by the most savage individuals. People affected by the insult usually die through instant cardiac arrest or suffer from permanent PTSD.

Anton: Lol ur mom double gay.
Gab: You'll need more than that to insult me.
Anton: Ur dad lesbian.
Gab: *heart fucking explodes*

by Bible boy March 8, 2018

Lesbian salute

That part in ghostbusters (2016) when Kate McKinnon points with 2 fingers. Yeah

Hey, I think that girl is gay, she just did the lesbian salute. 😊

by Dan and Phill Trash July 30, 2016

Lesbian

you. you are a lesbian

Jason: that girl Kayla is such a hottie. I can turn her straight

William: dude, she’s a lesbian, respect that.

by definitely not gay totally October 22, 2019

your dad lesbian

Way worse insult then “your mom gay”
It is a phrase used to fill people

Jack: your mom gay:
You: your dad lesbian
Jack: *dies*
You:😈😈

by Hamlethasaids March 13, 2018

lesbian seatbelt

When a male simp is in between two lesbians who are only into each other but they pretend to be into him because of societal pressures. Coined by the man, the myth, the legend: Noel Miller.

Imagine their holding hands over him while he's sleeping, now he's just a lesbian seatbelt.

by bigbootynoel March 15, 2020