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Jared Leto

The Morbius. Our god. the lord of the Morb and the protector of the innocent.
Guy 1: Jared Leto is based.

Guy 2: TRUE!
by requim_slayer May 11, 2022
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Letoitis

1. When speaking to or being spoken to by Jared or Shannon Leto temporarily dumbfounds you to the point of forgetting everything you wanted or need to say.
2. When one is totally obsessed with Jared or Shannon Leto
3. When one sees a picture of Jared or Shannon Leto and is hypnotized to the point of delirium.

Crying, stuttering, and uncontrolled giggling are symptoms.

Other symptoms include; dizziness, heart palpitations, sweaty palms and occasional drooling.

Screaming and squealing suddenly at the sight of Jared or Shannon Leto are common occurrences and those suffering from Letoitis are encouraged to carry extra undergarments in case symptoms arise.

Also, battery operated devises are encouraged to treat symptoms.
When attending a 30 Seconds to Mars show, concert goers often come down with Letoitis.
by momofuku70 July 3, 2011
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Jared Leto

Lead singer of the band 30 Seconds to Mars, along with his brother Shannon Leto, bassist Matt Wachter and guitarist Tomo Millicevic.

He was born December 26th, 1971

He's not afraid to wear eyeliner

He claimed to be asexual, like Morrissey

He is a vegetarian

He is also an actor
Jared Leto has the sexiest voice I've ever heard
by tastes_of_ink July 26, 2006
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letzi

a very beautiful gir; she will always be around to help out others . she is very hot . Gets all the guyhs attention
by delavalle August 16, 2017
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letzy

its a unique name barley anyone has it and you get made fun of by for example LETS SEE what we are doing today but shit we should be proud to have this name AAYYY!!!! oh yea its pronounce (lets-see) sadly.
hi letzy

HMMM (Lets-see) what were gonna do today
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letsougenic shock

A cardiac condition found after specific surgical procedures
That man is in letsougenic shock, you can tell by the devices and medications he needs.
by whodovudu May 13, 2016
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Letourneau'd

Named for the founder of the Sarasota Storm Triathlon Club (SSTC) John Letourneau to describe the feeling of anxiety, uneasiness and/or concern an athlete gets after they have been convinced to sign up for a triathlon or other athletic event they had little to no intention of doing.

Generally this condition arises after numerous alcoholic beverages are consumed amongst fellow triathltes and stories are told of how great it is to participate in these races. For some unknown reason (maybe the alcohol?), you find yourself registering for races you never thought you were capable of finishing!
Athlete # 1 to Athlete #2: "Dude, you look awful, what's going on?"

#2 to #1: "I've been Letourneau'd. I can't believe I just signed up for Ironman Florida and somehow thought it was a good idea. What the hell was I thinking?"
by sharkstriguy December 29, 2010
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