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I-Ready lesson

A 40 minute waste of time. Sometimes theres a short lesson but the teacher counts it as half a lesson like iutgnitugnpgnirengprntirgn. No. Ban hammer them. If schools do make students do this bias crap when I have kids ill homeschool their asses.
Litterly me when i fail an I-Ready lesson.
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Russian history lesson

An anecdote or fact someone tells to make him/herself look like he/she actually knows something. Comes from Star Trek TOS, in which Ensign Pavel Chekov says that basically everything is a "Russian inwention" and why, leading to Kirk, in one episode whilst Sulu is launching into a complicated anecdote about Siberia, to announce that "if he wanted a Russian history lesson, he would have brought Mr. Chekov along".
Me: Oh, look. Flowers.

You: Oh yes, those are crocuses, the only flower that can grow in snow. I have a friend who genetically engineered crocuses and planted them on the moon-

Me: Please spare me the Russian history lesson.

You: (have just been owned)
by TribbleSpayClinic June 24, 2009
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Lesbionista

A derogatory term used describe a person who you think is a lesbian when the clearly are not.
Girl: "that guy is such a lesbionista!"

Boy: "yea, but you know he's not really a lesbian"
by Skarrett June 10, 2011
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lesbionage

The act of pursuing secret lesbian trists
A mixture of lesbian and espionage
Did you see her hand?
Definitely grazing the boobs for too long...
Lesbionage!
by loquesha June 17, 2008
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one of the famous and fascinating paintings by rembrandt; displaying the social, intellectual and spiritual atmosphere of the 17th century's europe. It’s a painting of a doctor named nicolas tulp who is a wellknown and influential anatomist in amsterdam; demonstrating an autopsy lesson to several students.
"the anatomy lesson of dr.tulp" impresses by the dramatic concentration of the figures on Tulp's demonstration of the dissection of a forearm.
by berryinaspin_ December 20, 2005
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lessie

A beautiful head strong woman educated down to earth and always extending a hand to those who need it but most of all shes drop dead gorgeous
you should be a lessie
by goddess_Beauty December 20, 2014
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Swan Lesson

The greatest music piece created by mankind.
It came from the Nintendo DS game Art Academy, and is featured in Super Smash Bros for WiiU and Super Smash Bros Ultimate.
An idiot: Gangplank Galleon is da best LUL. There no good music besides that LUL.
Someone with a fonctional brain: Swan Lesson is such a beautiful piece of music. There's still other great compositions, but this one's undefeatable.
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