Lesbonista

A straight girl who hangs with lesbians, has lesbian bff's, and parties with lesbians. She drags her lesbian friends to straight bars so she can do eye exercises on hot guys, but can also bring down the house at the lesbian bar and not be turned on in the least by all of the femme fatales around her.

At a hip mixed lesbian bar in LA:

Bev: Who's the fun-loving hottie?

Yvette: She's a friend of Vi's, but she's a lesbonista!

Bev: Damn, why is it that all the gorgeous, fun women are straight?

by Lovin' Livin' May 19, 2011

lesbonia

A magical place where lesbians can roam free and not be judged by men when working out at Curves. There are fields of strap-ons and magical dildos. Mountains of soft-ball bats signed by Rosie O'Donnell. There is no need to shave and hair cuts above the shoulders are mandatory. As well as wife beaters and gym shorts. With state of the art penis terminating systems.

*DISCLAIMER*
this is not to be mistaken for Los Angeles

Man 1-"Have you seen Carol lately."
Man 2-"No I heard she went to Lesbonia."
Man 1-"Want to go make fun of women at Curves."
Man 2-"Hell yeah!!!"

by Dr. Dew February 4, 2008

Non-Lesbonic

Two females in a strongly bonded relationship, but do not feel romantically for each other.(Not a lesbian couple)

Kelsey and JEssica are Non-Lesbonic lovers.
People at the dance thought Kelsey and JEssica were lesbians, but were merely Non-Lesbonic friends.

by Jessica Simpson May 25, 2004

lesboner

Used to describe a females feeling of sexual arousal.

"God he/she's hot, i've got a total lesboner"

by oralrich March 13, 2009

lesbonian

1- A female who is 88.67% homosexual, and occasionally indulges in riding a boner when heavily inebriated. (she will deny it in the morning, boys)

Hey, didja hear that Lizbeth went lesbonian last night with Seth?

by PopFree Monkey February 8, 2007

Lesboner

The event of getting an erection while viewing a group of 2 or more lesbians participate in sexual activity (also including kissing). (This can be referenced to Tosh.O season 3, episode 5. When Daniel Tosh says that Black Swan gave him a Lesboner)

Heather and Sally started to get into it and every guy at the party got a Lesboner.

by Chuck the Old Man February 26, 2011

Lesbonic

a word that describes an action between namely two or more girls that is very close to homosexual but the girls are not lesbian. they just act very premiscously to the same sex. these actions usually disturb guys.

i girl in a classroom is talking to another girl and another guy. after the conversation the girl kisses the other girl and the guy is confused because they both have boyfriends and they are not lesbian. this action is lesbonic.

by se0what May 24, 2010