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Labetarian 

Now that science has accomplished the growth of real meat in a laboratory, from stem cells in Holland, there will be a new brand of meat eaters when this hits our supermarkets.
Labetarian's are people who will eat meat grown in a laboratory but not meat from butchered animals.
In essence it is harmless; no animal has been killed, injured or involved in its production.
This will be the future for vegetarians who love the taste of meat but wish not to kill or purchase butchered animals for there own desires.
Polly: I get why you became a veggie but this steak has been produced from stem cell growth, in a laboratory; surely you can eat that and become a Labetarian?

Sue: I guess so, it looks amazing!
Labetarian by dannyzz February 18, 2013
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Lesbeterian 

Facetious term for lesbians. Used prominently by comedienne Judy Tenuta in the album title: Attention Butt Pirates and Lesbeterians. The word sounds similar to the Protestant Presbyterian sect, reinforcing the idea of describing a distinct in-group.
We were halfway through our appetizers before we realized that everyone else in the restaurant seemed to be Lesbeterians.

What is this, a Lesbeterian convention?
Lesbeterian by mr pinky December 28, 2008

lesbatarian 

Jim: "She doesn't like meat in her mouth."
Savard:"WHY?"
Kenny:"Because she's a lesbatarian."
lesbatarian by THE LESBATARIAN January 31, 2010

Lesbitarian 

I like the bean curd at that Lesbitarian restaurant.
Lesbitarian by Pykey3174 November 8, 2008

Lessetarian 

Someone who eats meat but voluntarily reduces their intake for health or ethical reasons.
Because there was no refrigeration, my grandfather's family only had meat on the weekends when they had company. I do the same, but I call myself a lessetarian.
Lessetarian by Ken Eckert May 27, 2008

lesbyterian 

noun

1. Any Presbyterian lesbian.
2. A paradox.
Aunt Connie and her girlfriend are both devout lesbyterians.
lesbyterian by Jimmy Sammyz September 12, 2018

lesbiterian 

A woman who's life is dedicated to same sex partnerships and who's faith is so strong she cannot be swayed to enter into a straight relationship.
- Dude, that chick over there is hot.
- Don't bother bro, you have no chance. She's a lesbiterian.
lesbiterian by DarkHouse December 26, 2007