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lented

when you get an ugly girl to come to your house and you nail her even though she is gross
you get laid last night? kinda, i lented. man thats gross
by dfoster October 30, 2010
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Lent

Noun. The forty days of prayer, repentance, almsgiving, and self-denial that prepares Christians for Holy Week and imitates Jesus’ own period of fasting, meditation, and temptation in the wilderness. Today it is popular among the pseudoreligious, who abstain from nominal vices such as swearing and eating chocolate. For these vacuous individuals, Lent is a compromise to the taxing, 365-day commitment New Year’s resolutions demand.
Tiny decided to give up biting her nails for Lent, but forgot about her resolution within a week.
by F.S.B.O. April 18, 2011
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Lenting

The act of giving of up something, especially meat, for the period of lent.
I am lenting this week, so no meat for me.
by Christopher Busch January 12, 2009
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Lent

A 40 day reminder of how pointless Christianity really is.
Lent is also a terrible time to be a lobster.
by Some Guy Wearing Jeans March 5, 2010
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lent

I lent him a condom = I loaned him a condom
by Jake February 27, 2004
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Lent

Slang for lending money (a loan).
Corey frequently asks for lent from his father, Rob.”
“Hey Joe, you got any lent?”
by Dragonsden22 January 1, 2021
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lent

Lent is the time of year when Catholics give it up and "eat fish" on Fridays... Heh.
It was lent, and for 40 days and 40 nights I gave it up. By the time Easter came around, damn was I sore!
by pure-as-the-driven-snow January 25, 2008
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