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Lennart Poettering

A somewhat well-known author of surreal horror fiction from Germany, Lennart Poettering is mostly known for writing overly long and confusing works such as Pulsations of Autophilia (a tragedy about a sluggish autistic teenager who is murdered while fucking his uncle's Porsche and comes back as a ghost to seek vengeance) and Systems Down (about a server administrator who finds himself locked in the server room after closing time with a horrible, memory-corrupting abomination).
I picked up this new book at Barnes and Noble, but it says that Lennart Poettering is required reading so I'm taking it back.
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John Lennon

The leader of the legendary rock group the Beatles. Born during a World War ll bombing raid in Liverpool, England. Some of John Lennon's hits include Help, I am the Walrus, and Love Me Do.
A famous quote from John Lennon: " We're more popular than Jesus now."
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Lannan

Lannan is the best youtuber ever Hmm who’s Laserbeam?
Lannan is a good youtuber.
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Lennart

Someone who’s chill and gets along with everyone.

He is a good friend and always brings positivity into your day.

He’s loyal and considerate with a kind heart and a stubborn mind.

His strength and morals are admireable. He is just a good person overall and you are lucky to know him.
Stop being as stubborn as a Lennart..
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Lannan

Lazarbeam Wasted Him Time On Fortnite And His Name Is Lannan Which Is Australian For Something
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Lannan

Lannan. A useless poop that makes funny YouTube videos and is a great guy.
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Lennon/McCartney

Refers to the most successful songwriting partnership in history. Formed by John Lennon and Paul McCartney of The Beatles.
Lennon/McCartney Songs: I Want To Hold Your Hand, She Loves You, Can't Buy Me Love, Help!, Eight Days A Week, A Hard Day's Night, Yesterday, We Can Work It Out, Hey Jude, All You Need Is Love, A Day In The Life, Let It Be, and over 100 more.
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