Lemon law

When you push both of your balls up into someone’s butthole and then pee on their back.

I caught my girlfriend cheating on me with my dad so I enacted the lemon law on her.

by Sven’s D June 21, 2018

Lemon Law

When a girl ain’t got no booty but she wearing them Lulu Lemons. She’s violating the lemon law!

Girl take them off, you violating the Lemon Law You gotta have booty to wear Lulu’s!

by M. Walker May 15, 2018

The Lemon Law

In the event that either significant other in a relationship of less than 3 months becomes extremely ill, no longer operates as advertised or becomes extremely unreliable…the other significant other reserves the right to immediately terminate the relationship with a clean break and without fear of retaliation.

The girl I was with for less than 2 months became so sick and stopped doing fun things with me, so I enacted the Lemon Law and got a newer model.

by CuriousLynx June 12, 2025