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lefttard

A portmanteau of the words 'leftist' and 'retard.'
Did you see this legislation mandating everyone has to get paid the same? It must have been written by a real lefttard.
by Klaus Schadenfreude June 25, 2009
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Leftarded

The state of being so far left-wing in ideology, it gives the impression person afflicted must be mentally handicapped - read: Retarded, to have such opinions.
She's so caught up in her ignorant, delusional ideology that facts and logic mean absolutely nothing to her. That moron is so pathetically leftarded.
by whatshitsme August 1, 2016
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Leftardation

Excessive brain damage often caused by drinking cyanide-laced Kool-Aid, those who are medically defined to be "Leftarded" appear to have the following symptoms:

Praise for third-world cultures, government structures, and 6th century barbaric war cults.

Praise for failed economic and political models that results in mass genocide.

Refusal to take consequence for their actions, and projects their own hatred on their opponents.

Denial of basic biological functions and cellular makeup.

Excessive weight gain, oversized earlobe earrings, as well as piercings and tattoos covering their bodies.

Hatred of pale skin pigmentation.

Views violent sacrifices of preborn babies as sacred.

Prone to outbursts of tears or anger if emotionally triggered.

Views violation of Federal Immigration Laws as legal.

Belief in state-run propaganda outlets as "truth", while suppressing alternate information.

If you, or a loved one, knows anybody who is a Leftard, the only known solution would be permanent exile to "Leftard Colony" quarantine zones, most notably California or Sweden.
Leftardation is a cancer to a free and properly functioning society, and must be cured at all costs if Western Civilization is to survive this pandemic of idiocy.
by lCOYARlCllCOYAR February 15, 2017
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Leotarded

A slightly more PC way to say that someone is incredibly stupid, lacking in intelligence and also intolerably annoying (Credit goes to Dan Savage of The Stranger Seattle's Only Newspaper).
sales rep 1: "Gawd this customer is so dumb, she doesn't know the difference between USB and parallel"
sales rep 2: "How leotarded"

Ben is such a fucking leotard, he got arrested for trying to break into his neighbors house when he was drunk because he thought he lived there.
by poshellion July 28, 2009
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Leotard Syndrome

Coming back from a dance class or other function and you really have to go to the bathroom but realize that you have not only tights and a leotard on...but your regular clothes that you have put on over it after dance.
Tim: why is Sally complaining bout going to the bathroom..there is one over there.

Sue: Its because she has leotard syndrome..she doesnt want to take all her clothes off.
by miumiu April 11, 2007
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lewtard

1.) A regular (not morbidly) obese human being that creeps on women of much younger age.

2.) Someone who resembles John Wayne Gacy.

3.) A rude asshole that intrudes upon peoples property.
Jon: Is that a child molester?

Phil: No its just Brian, hes a lewtard.

Jon: Shit, lets get my girl friend out of here before he fondles her while flicking his weiner.
by Brotheraquino March 31, 2009
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leotard

garment that covers the midsection of a woman, very similar to a bathing suit. Often worn with tights. Used for dancing and exercise
"Stacy wore her leotard and tights to aerobics class"
by US Navy April 1, 2003
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