Being open and sharing becomes lecturing when you're talking to somebody who wasn't looking for your level of openness, which seems like hypocrisy. Like everyone else, the person you're told you're lecturing is a hypocrite too.
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A lecture which a student turns up to, only to realise that there is neither lecturer nor other students anywhere to be seen, even though said student is certain he/she is in the correct place.
noun. Phantom lecture
Person A: "how was your lecture mate?"
Person B: "Shite. went all the fucking way into town, only to find it was a bloody Phantom Lecture. Theres £2.40 on the bus i could have done without wasting."
Person A: "how was your lecture mate?"
Person B: "Shite. went all the fucking way into town, only to find it was a bloody Phantom Lecture. Theres £2.40 on the bus i could have done without wasting."
by jonnytee November 19, 2009
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boy's friend: "have you ever talked to her."
boy: "no dude, theres like 1000 people in my class. I have made some pretty intense eye contact with her, though."
boy's friend: "man, you've got a Secret Lecture Crush."
boy's friend: "have you ever talked to her."
boy: "no dude, theres like 1000 people in my class. I have made some pretty intense eye contact with her, though."
boy's friend: "man, you've got a Secret Lecture Crush."
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Get the DONT YOU LECTURE ME WITH YOUR THIRTY-DOLLAR HAIRCUT mug.An act of passing on information at one's leisure, and although it is meant to get through to one's head, it ends up pissing them off anyway.
"I hate it when my older brother lectures me. He treats me like I'm his son. I'm not dammit! Also, make sure you don't tell him what to do when he's driving; his ego shows when he's behind the wheel and he will lecture you to the max if you act like a backseat-driver even at the MOST MINOR situation."
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by Dave July 14, 2004
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