Lease-a-Lobe

When you pay a condescendingly small denomination of money to a dumb hipster girl to stick your dick in the hole of the loose hanging flesh that comprises her previously-gauged earlobe.

Can't get that annoying hipster girl to give up the pussy? Ever tried to lease-a-lobe?

by HeyitsGinoB69 October 28, 2015

Lease Pimp

Somebody who dates others for the sole purpose of having somewhere to live. Similar to a hobosexual, but more tenured and successful. (They aren’t homeless enough to actually be considered homeless.)

Bobby has been with Keisha for three weeks and already has his whole wardrobe in the back of her closet. Lease pimp strikes again!

by ShutUpBev March 8, 2021

Lease Audit King

The auditor management companies fear. He will scrutinize every lease to see if you are hiding anything .

Hi Michelle,

See attached the list of discrepancies and issues I have with the leases I reviewed. Just another day at work for the Lease Audit King.

Ralph

by funatwork1 January 4, 2022

lease breaker

Term used to describe a person who breaks their lease.

I would not recommend this tenant, they are a lease breaker.

by JustMakesSense July 9, 2024

puh-lease

Another word for saying please but in another kind of sarcastic way

Girl: Look at my new bag
Girl 2: Puh-lease that's just a knockoff

by ANBgirl February 21, 2009

Pa-lease

A way of saying "please" with a so-called 'attitude'

1: Man you think you're so good, but I'm way better.

2: Pa-lease, I can beat you ANY day!

by TheDudeBackThere October 15, 2011

pur-lease

"Please" elongated to mean bullshit, or insignificance.

Oh pur-lease, everyone's been in a Rolls before, I used to own one.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004