Lakeville South

A school that swallows.

North may suck, but Lakeville South swallows

by LNHS Gang July 31, 2020

Lakeville, MA

A small town 45 minutes south of Boston. The town got it's name for having a large amount of lakes located within such a small town. There are 5 lakes in Lakeville, with Assawompset Pond and Long Pond being the most well known. Lakeville shares Apponequet High School with the neighboring towns of Freetown and Assonet. Many people that are not from these towns wrongly think that Apponequet is a town itself.

(Non Lakeville, MA resident): So you said you're from Apponequet?

(Lakeville, MA resident): I'm from Lakeville! The school is named Apponequet. Not the town!!!

by ktom987 November 2, 2011

Lakeville

Lakeville is a city 20 minutes away from anything cool, such as minniapolis and MOA. It used to be farmland until Edina ran out of relistate and all the rich bastards started moving into Lakeville instead. People in lakeville are usually either really straight edged wealthy pricks that trim their surban lawns with a nail clipper or are under the misimpression that they are really cool and badass, soley based on the fact that they do drugs. They say things such as "lakeville is so f-ing gay" when secretly they never want to leave their alcoholic tye dye wearing friends. Lakeville police are everywhere and have nothing to do but bust kids for drinking and drugs.

lakeviller1- "Dude totally lame. In jail the last 6 days. The po-po totally busted me dealing crack again"

lakeviller2- "No way. same here two weeks ago, cept for punching this cop. Still living with your parents in lakeville?"

lakeviller1- "yea dude you?"

lakeviller2- "yea man"

by justanotherlakevillelamo May 5, 2009

Lakeville Alcoholic

This asian lookin kid that will come to your door with a fat bottle of 3 olives an a trench coat with a hat on that makes him look like a leprocon. Then says " lets bool" an then gets so shit faced he stumbles home after his legal curfew drunk asf. Then wakes up the next morning looking for his juul he may have lost at your crib or on the walk home an then repeats the whole process after he finds his juul. Fucking lakeville alcoholics.

Yo its the Lakeville alcoholic, i got this fat bottle of three olives u tryna get so shit faced we fuck with the editors on urban dictionary?

by 420mastaaa August 13, 2018

Lakeville Highschool

This school is full of druggies, alcoholics and vapors. No in between everyone in this high school has done at least one of the three or is at least one of the 3. Their Wrestling team is the only thing going for this school All the other sports suck. There is no gender equality; The teachers choose Guys over Girls every time in every situation . You either hate females or you're a fuck boi. We have Rape charges at our school and the teachers are all creeps . Lots of teen moms and a few white boys that live in Columbiaville that think they’re better than everyone else. Talking about Columbiaville, you either live there Otter Lake or Otisville. If you live in the town of Otter lake you’re either poor or an emo hick. What’s the bathroom you ask? No, you ask to go to the juul-room. While in the juul-room you may not be able to do your business in privacy or peace when exiting your stall you maybe get a vape shoved down ur throat and see shit on the Soap Dispenser. Every girl has sent nudes to at least 25 guys including probably her cousin from North branch. Well this sums up your Lakeville High School.

“Where do you go?”

“Lakeville Highschool”

“Damn bro that's god awful, just like all of their sports”

by Teaoflakeville March 13, 2019

Lakeville

Lakeville, Minnesota is the fastest growing suburb surrounding the twin cities and has been named one of the best cities to raise a family, along with Lakeville North being awarded for highest test scores in the state. This is ironic with the exploding amount of drug use and dealers that are present in the suburb. The middle to upper class families give their kids VERY nice cars that the teenagers drink and drive with or just ignorantly destroy for fun. Lakeville is it's own reality where rules don't apply; there's nothing wrong with drunk driving or taking 5 rolls at a time. Lakeville "friends" consist of kids who egg your car or teepee your house for fun. The egos of Lakeville kids are equivalent to that of the entire midwest combined. Tie-dye is the symbol of the suburb, a city where the cheerleaders are stoners, smart individuals do mass amounts of drugs, and ANYONE can be a drug dealer.

Lakeville Etard 1: "You like those rolls man? There's a party in the ville tonight so I'm lookin' to rave."

Lakeville Etard 2: "Nah they were bunk, but I have some white bitch and booze I'll sell you if I can chill."

Lakeville Etard 1: "Fuck yeah lets get saucey. Where you want me to get you later?"

Lakeville Etard 2: "I'm off work at 10 so pick me up at Rainbow."

Lakeville Etard 1: "Legit. I'll be in a blue WRX, just hit me up when you're off and I'll roll over."

by neversawitcoming May 9, 2010

lakeville

Lakeville is a suburb twenty miles south of Minneapolis with jack shit for fun. A second high school recently opened, but Lakeville (North) High School will rule forever. Also has too many conservatives and too many rich pricks.

Guy 1: What are you doing this weekend?
Guy 2: Going to a party in the country.
Guy 1: What a Lakeville thing to do.

by db8r May 2, 2006