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lazy eye sex

joe had lazy eye sex with his girlfriend
by joe gorigo November 18, 2006
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The Lazy Eye

If a girl passes out on you right before you have sex, and instead of continuing you masturbate and spray your manhood on her face. Then when she wakes up in the morning the cum will be caked on her eye so that it cannot be opened. This is The Lazy Eye.
When she got up....Robin couldn't open her eye for some reason. She had been a victim of The Lazy Eye. Get a warm washcloth girl.
by Dr. Blackhard November 18, 2006
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Selective Lazy Eye Syndrome

A phrase used to describe when one of your eyes happens to stare at a girls chest or butt. This usually occurs without you noticing but with everyone else noticing.
Girl: Your friend is a creeper i swear he was staring at my chest all night.
Guy: LOL ill talk to him about it later today

Guy: Dude were you staring at my girls chest last night
Guy 2: Nah man i took my glance when she arrived and left but thats it
Guy: Oh dude you must have Selective Lazy Eye Syndrome
by DBUS :D January 8, 2010
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lazy brown eye

common condition. asshole has difficulty staying puckered.
after a night of hard sex carol's asshole kept giving my the lazy brown eye as I continued working her clit.

(can be treated with a slap of a good hard dildo or hand or ice cubes.)
by Macc May 10, 2006
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Lazy Brown Eye

A combination of anal sex and putting your partner in a sleeper hold
I need an ice pack. Jeff gave me a lazy brown eye last night and I hit my head on the table
by Someguyingeorgia February 7, 2021
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Lazy Eyes

The vision you get when you are slightly buzzed from drinking and when you turn your head, it takes a few seconds for the image to catch up.
I'll be drunk soon, I'm starting to get lazy eyes.
by crimhawk December 2, 2010
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Lazy Eyed Jones

A noun - A women with unusual demeanor and unorthodox ways of seducing men. Mostly direct, can be seen sucking face before a formal introduction. Often does not go home alone. May or may not have a super human ability to look in two directions at the same time. Gets what she came for.

A verb - Refers to a violent blitzkrieg attack, usually acted towards men, sexual in nature. Similar to a mugging.
A noun-

Yo dick! do you see that Lazy Eyed Jones over there? Man! I feel sorry for that guy, if he only knew what he was getting himself into.

It looks like Lazy Eyed Jones over there, is just fishing down the line. I'm sure some beer goggled carp will bite.

A verb -

What happened to you last night? You look like you got Lazy Eyed Jones'd.

I couldn't sleep last night, some chick was Lazy Eyed Jones'in my roommate.
by GoforGlory April 6, 2011
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