Laredo

A place one should leave.

Raqem needs to get the hell out of Laredo

by Mario L August 18, 2003

Laredo

City with the largest Hispanic:Anglo ratio. Mostly inhabited by descendants of immigrants, immigrants, etc. Has *the* most badass Border Patrol force in the US. One of the fastest growing cities second to Las Vegas, NV.

Laredo's a town in South Texas. Contrary to popular belief, it is independent of San Antonio, only 150 miles north on IH-35, which stretches from Laredo to some town in Minnesota.

by Anonymous September 1, 2003

Laredo

Ghetto-ass town nice place to leave

Worse than compton

Puros nacos incluyendo me a mi

Mother in law: so were is he from?
Wife: Laredo
Mother in law: you need a divorce

Boss: Where are you from?
Employee: Laredo
Boss: your fired

Guy1: Adonde vas?
Guy2: Laredo
Guy1: pinche naco

by Tony July 17, 2006

drippy laredo

While receiving felatio, before you orgasm, you grab the head of the person performing said task, turn their head and ejaculate in their ear.

Man 1: I don't think she'll hear you come in with the camera.
Man 2: Really? Why do you think that?
Man 1: Because I usually give her a drippy laredo. I'll make sure to blow it in the ear nearest the door.

by a caterer January 20, 2011

Latred

n. (LAY-tred): Latred is exhibited by someone with very little tolerance for tardiness. Latred can be verbalized or it can be given by a nonverbal cue such as turning around in one's chair in an exaggerated fashion to glare at the person who is late (often causing more disruption than the tardy person). Most often, high school teachers, elitist students, coworkers, and bailiffs are guilty of latred.

Latred is a form of straightred

I was late to the lecture and when I walked in, half of the people in the room turned around to stare at me...you could cut the latred with a knife...

by Thisisjohnsmith April 10, 2007

Lazeductive

The act of being lazy and productive at the same time.

A: How was you weekend?
B: Pretty good, i got to sleep a lot.
A: Dude, you are so lazy.
B: I don't think so because I also did some project that I wanted to work on.
A: So, was it productive them?

B: Both, it was pretty lazeductive.

_______________________________

A:What are you doing?
B:homework!
A: yeah right!, you're on your bed and texting on your phone.
B:nope I'm preparing a presentation with Annie for next week
A: you guys are so lazeductive sometimes.

by Yonsoncb March 2, 2015

Laredo

Laredo is quite boring. There's hardly anything to do besides the mall where the idiot teenagers wander around, being loud, and yelling at each other. Don't get me wrong, not everyone is stupid here, I have some of the smartest friends. And, believe me, they're difficult to find.

As for language, it's Spanglish and a lot of Spanish slang. Hardly anyone here speaks fluent Spanish. Trust me, most people here speak so stupidly it's just ridiculous.
But, hey, at least some people are fluent in English.

As for weather, it's really hot during the summer, temperatures even reach up to 110s. During the winter it's usually 50s and maybe even 30s sometimes. And, the chance of it snowing is rare, every thirty years rare.

It's also growing very fast; I see a new neighborhood being made every now and then.

People here make a birthday party every year for their child, what an excellent way to not spoil them!

And, Laredo is quite peaceful, it's NUEVO Laredo that's fucked up right now.

This place is also ghetto as hell where people listen to stupid music that makes no sense, such as Reggaeton.

Laredo is hot, not so smart, but not so dumb, peaceful, boring, and the Language is very unique. Just make sure you have an a/c.

by Forgeltz December 4, 2010