laturnus

goofy looking dumbass kid who smells bad and rolls really shitty cigarettes. He wears tight skinny jeans even though he is over weight. He wears coke bottle glasses, eventhough its not the 70's. you can usually smell him before you see him. he smells like poor people from apartments. He tries to look like the lead singer from marianas trench.

see that kid with the tight jeans and stupid glasses, he is such a laturnus

by prince vince November 26, 2010

laturnus

a style less guy who thinks hes a gangsta cowboy one day then a skinny jean wearing douche bag the next day also he forgot to answer his phone cause the 70's want there glasses back

did you see that kid with the 70's glasses?

yea hes such a laturnus

by bowser 2 December 7, 2010

Lasturbate

The last masturbation session one can fit in before whatever may await them that day or even in their life.

Prisoner 8356 was only an hour away from the chair, his only choice, to lasturbate.

by Jjcales January 11, 2012

laytro

1.later.
2. bye.

3. see ya.

what have you.

Yo you lil nig, im goin to brennans and pickin up a number 6 laytro.

by turkeysub3000 March 25, 2011

Laytress On The Menjay

Simply a funny way to say 'Bye' instead of the traditional "Goodbye". Usually used by people who want to leave the other person with a big question mark on their head.
From The Hilarious Hit Movie Starring Paul Rudd. "Laytress On The Menjay" was uttered by Paul Rudd's Character Peter Claven while trying to be cool and hip but FAILED miserably when asking himself "what..what did i just say?" after he said Laytress On The Menjay.

Paul Rudd: Yeah i'll be there, i'll be there.

Jason Segal: Alright, see you there man.

Paul Rudd: Alright......LAYTRESS ON THE MENJAY.

*Hangup*

Paul Rudd: ................what ...what did i just say?

by RyRyRodrizzle November 8, 2009

Done a Laytun

The lads 'done a Laytun'.

Taking a girl back to your room for the night, sleeping in the same bed and not laying a finger on her... In other words a disgrace..!

'Did Williams root that bird last night'..
No, he done a Laytun..

by 'The Colonel' February 4, 2014

Lasturbation

When a female masturbates by pulling their pants up to the point where the pants wedge in between the two vaginal lips and rub the clitoris.

Girl 1: How do you like to masturbate?

Girl 2: I like to put my jammies on and pull them up so it feels good on my pussy, otherwise known as lasturbation.

Girl 1: Wow, that is interesting

Girl 2: Yeah, I'm a frequent lasturbator.

by Phil Spinelli March 5, 2009