latchkey

A minor left at home while the parents are away. Also called a latchkey kid.

No wonder that kid can do whatever he wants, he's such a latchkey.

by Sarah71115 June 11, 2006

the latch brothers

A side project of the Beastie Boys. Recorded songs for the Xbox game "Jet Set Radio Future". Recorded and remixed some notable songs like "Count Latchula","Me Likey the Poom Poom", and "Koto Stomp".

Don't be suprised if you never hear of these guys.

by nikkan_hanil July 2, 2004

lautch

doing a lautch is wear you have sex with someone while they are passed out or asleep

hey man i totally gave a girl a lautch last night she doesnt even know

by tom n josh September 17, 2013

latchelor

A bachelor looking to latch onto a female to be his wife. Latchelors are often in the final stages of bachelorhood.

Bro #1: I'm gonna get my smoke. My stock is rising, and I'm over dating. I'm ready to latch onto a female.
Bro #2: Bro, you're now a latchelor. Congrats.

by Sawsbaws July 31, 2022

Laythan

A true nigga

Joey: Did you hear about that Laythan?
Jake: Yeah he stole my bike
Joey: He's a true nigga

by Fake nigga November 27, 2012

Dick Latch

That sorry mother fucker of a co-worker that's always trying to suck management's big black cock to get ahead at your shitty ass paying job.

Look at her. She's always dick latching onto very supervisor. What a twat.

by CraveMan89 May 9, 2016

latch-key kid

1. A child who comes home from school in the absence of his/her parents. A child who is not ready to be a latch key kid should be sent either to daycare or a friend's house in the afternoon.

2. Could also mean a young/apprentice locksmith.

1. Jimmy was a latch-key kid because his mom works afternoons and his dad is in jail for burglary and arson. Maybe he shouldn't have been going home alone because he's been missing since last thursday. Probably got lost, the dumb little bastard.

2. Jimmy, our latch-key kid, got electrocuted while trying to unlock an outlet cover.

by MothAssassin October 5, 2003