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Lay an egg

(in business jargon) to produce an output or result
We're waiting for Jim's project to finish and lay an egg before we can start taking on new staff.
by Jared Pollock August 25, 2017
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Lay an Egg

Similar to the phrase "take a lap". When someone does something extremely stupid, you tell them to go "lay an egg".

The person will either laugh, or feel embarrassed while his/her friends laugh at them.
Carly: When's July 4th?

Jennie: Go lay an egg.
by JLSISTHEBESTT December 7, 2010
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go lay an egg

Dottie: Keith get your shit together!
Keith: Oh Dottie, go lay an egg!
by speith October 18, 2015
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laying eggs

Overall poor perfomance. Not meeting ones goals, screwing up, missing plays.
I was laying eggs out there on the court, missing all those shots.
by E Style November 23, 2006
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Laying a brown egg

To inexplicably crap your pants, especially when squatting down to do something.
John was laying a brown egg when doing too many forced squats.
by Captaindeadboi May 6, 2021
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lay a dozen eggs

A phrase used when someone feels the urge to take a massive shit.
Frank has quite the look of discomfort.... he must be ready to lay a dozen eggs.
by Petrified Cornlog April 28, 2019
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Utsuho Lays Eggs

A statement implying that Utsuho Reiuji from the Touhou Project series lays eggs (as she is a bird)

this is also used as one of UtsuhoRocks' catchphrases who popularized the phrase
UtsuhoRocks: Utsuho Lays Eggs
by Unyuron March 17, 2021
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