by omnomKonrad February 22, 2011
Get the Laxtitute mug.A hybrid of prostitute and Lax, ergo, one who sluts herself out only to lax bros.
She keeps you in the shower a little bit longer, and she definitely knows her way around a head.
The veteran laxtitute silently accepts a pinny the morning after and takes her leave.
She keeps you in the shower a little bit longer, and she definitely knows her way around a head.
The veteran laxtitute silently accepts a pinny the morning after and takes her leave.
Bro, I thought about asking that Laxtitute if she was clean but then realized shes only slept with all of us
by Laxtitute69 June 26, 2010
Get the Laxtitute mug.The cocky attitude that cocky ass lacrosse players have.
i.e. Kids who think they are the shit and hate everyone else because they are so great.
i.e. Kids who think they are the shit and hate everyone else because they are so great.
Bryan - Dude Hilton Head has a major laxitude thinking he is the shit and never passing the ball.
Taylor - I know bro and he blares his music out in the dorms at lax camp!
Taylor - I know bro and he blares his music out in the dorms at lax camp!
by Laxinsideme July 10, 2010
Get the Laxitude mug.by laxtitute December 28, 2005
Get the laxtitute mug.1) A cultureless and classless women.
2) A female attracted to sweet lettice and those who rip top chedd, their main goal in life is bukkake from an entire lax team.
2) A female attracted to sweet lettice and those who rip top chedd, their main goal in life is bukkake from an entire lax team.
by SigmaCha head rush December 12, 2010
Get the Laxtitute mug.A girl that pretends she can play lacrosse, and walks around wearing a sports bra(generally neon) a lax penny, and spandex. The laxtitutes of schools are generally the sluttiest ones, who think that they're too cool. They generally have big boobs and don't hide them.
Guy 1: damn!
guy2: what?
guy 1:look at that girl over there
guy 2: oh that laxtitute? yea we fucked last night
guy 1: think she'll want me?
guy 2: probably- consider you play lacrosses
laxtitute: what are you looking at?
guy 1: your ches-- nothing!
laxtitute: it's ok i dont mind! wanna touch 'em?
guy 1: yea!!
guy2: what?
guy 1:look at that girl over there
guy 2: oh that laxtitute? yea we fucked last night
guy 1: think she'll want me?
guy 2: probably- consider you play lacrosses
laxtitute: what are you looking at?
guy 1: your ches-- nothing!
laxtitute: it's ok i dont mind! wanna touch 'em?
guy 1: yea!!
by yeamanyeagirl October 27, 2011
Get the laxtitute mug.To take laxatives in order to lubricate anal sex. For people who don’t want to fuck a clean arsehole.
Andy asked Pete to take laxatives so he would laxitate all down his shaft and ruin the fresh sheets with his runny gape juices
by Biggestguats February 11, 2018
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