Lawyers, Guns and Money

What you send for when the shit has hit the fan.

Song by American songwriter Warren Zevon on his 1978 album "Excitable Boy."

"I was gambling in Havana, I took a little risk.
Send Lawyers, Guns and Money, dad, get me out of this."

by RuthenianCynic December 14, 2008

lawyer foyer

A two-story tall entryway typically found in a McMansion that is emblematic of a powerful institution yet comprised of cheap and tacky finishes.

From the outside I could tell it was a McMansion, but the Kinkade hanging in the Lawyer Foyer was the icing on the cake.

by LochNessa7 April 23, 2018

Lawyered

To pwn someone with evidence.

Barney: (To Ted) Do you have some puritanical hang up on prostitution? Dude, it’s the world’s oldest profession.
Marshall: You really think that’s true?
Barney: Oh yea, I bet even Cro-Magnons used to give cave hookers, like, an extra fish for putting out.
Marshall: Ah ha, so the oldest profession would be fishermen. Kaboom! You’ve been lawyered!

by KravenXY July 27, 2009

Creepy Porn Lawyer

Michael Avenatti, Porn Star lawyer

That Michael Avenatti aka Creepy Porn Lawyer got punked by 4chan.

by VolStar September 25, 2018

Ladera moms

Ladera moms are the foulest creatures in the land. They are in a Facebook group called ladera moms where they catch the “naughty” children of Ladera Ranch. An example of being “naughty” is being loud in front of someone’s house. They will take a picture of you and submit it to the group. I have studied these creatures for many days. They usually have blond hair, have a name like “Laura”, wear sunglasses all the time, wear a hat by billabong that says California love that has the California state flag on it, and talk in question form like “I’m going to the mall today?” They are all in some sort of workout class. They are always on their phone and go into some sort of universe while on their phone. If you try to talk to them they won’t hear you and if you even touch them while texts my they won’t even feel it

Ladera Ranch is home to the ladera moms

by G4rr3tt December 1, 2017

ladder anxiety

Gaming term; anxiety toward competitive ranking in online play. Often used regarding StarCraft or other competitive game.

I have too much ladder anxiety in 1v1, so I stick to the Arcade.

by Ulrezaj_ December 22, 2013

lawlers law

An nba "law" made by ralph lawler, a clippers commentator. Basically says first to 100 points wins. Has been found to be true 91-92% of the time.

"I can breathe now there that lawlers law thing. First to 100 wins, its the law."

by andsa April 12, 2008