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Homie-in-law 

2 dudes that hang out occasionally because their girlfriends are best friends
You guys are hanging out on Saturday again?

Ya, we're not best friends or anything, he's just my homie-in-law
Homie-in-law by OreoSleeve June 25, 2023

mother in law

A dreadful experience which we all must go through, unfortunately.
Next time, pour holy water on her... she may melt.
mother in law by Nikki J. September 10, 2003

Massachusetts mother in law 

A Massachusetts mother in law is a woman who portrays herself as caring loving mother to her ( momma's boy) son . Don't be deceived , she will not look at you as a new daughter , but as fierce competition . Extreme jealousy will come into play , and you , your marriage , and children will become a target to her vicious games . Women in Massachusetts , who become mothers , are neglectful to the children they bring into the world. Not giving of themselves , to truly understand what unconditional love for a child is . This mother always put her needs , before her children's needs , and that is why she becomes a monster when a daughter in law comes into the picture . Instead of being happy that her son married a woman who truly loves him , gave her grandchildren , keeps a great house , is always faithful , moves away from her own family to be a part of his , this woman flies into a jealous rage , thinks you are trying to outdo her as a mother and wife . This is where the evil in her appears . She will do what ever it takes to make you look bad . After spreading lies about you ,and your children , she thinks this will make her look like a better wife and mother than you . After emotionally wrecking you and your marriage ,shes off to ruin more lives , with her younger sons . Always keep your guard up , and take notes ,you never know when you might need them for court .
"But ma ,how could you say that about my wife , your the one who cheated on dad ,and left me alone at home,dirty andstarving , while you got your hair and nails did "!!! the poor son said to the "Massachusetts mother in law"..

smother-in-law 

A mother in law who is overly involved and intrusive in your marriage so that you feel smothered by her presence.
My smother-in-law has announced that she is going to stay in our (small!) house for a few more weeks.
smother-in-law by oversharin June 5, 2009

mother in law

An evil deceptive creature ,who likes to analyze your every move,
Condemn you, and leave you to die.
Often bearing a strong resemblence to Skellator from He-man ,or a Vulture.
Also see " angel of death"
Or "entity from hell"
I would rather have a chainsaw enema ,than have dinner with my mother in law.
mother in law by SHANNON January 13, 2004

Karen-in-law 

A Karen-in-law is the worst possible version of a mother-in-law to whom you are related.
"My Karen-in-law created a major fucking scene earlier because someone asked her to wear a mask."