Lavatory Shrew

The smallest mammal resident on the isles of Great Britain. Often used to compare against other things that are also very small indeed.

Phil - Ben, how's your Egg, Beans & Sausage?
Ben - Rubbish, the sausage is about as big as a Lavatory Shrew

by zzwill December 1, 2011

Lavatory Draft

The smell you experience when you sit close to the lavatory on an airplane.

Friend 1: "Dude, on your flight, you need to request the bulkhead."

Friend 2: "Yeah, that can be good or bad." "On my last flight, I was seated in the bulkhead but had to deal with lavatory draft during the 5 hour flight."

Friend 1: "Bummer"

by MyahYvette June 14, 2009

poot lavato

Demi Lavato's twin sister who she trapped in a basement for years, maybe even centuries. #justiceforpoot

Poot Lavato is going to outshine her sister with her new single "eggs" featuring Igloo Australia

by Therealpootlavato January 15, 2016

labeat

A lanky European that sneezes too much and constantly grabs your phone to look at memes.

Linda: hey Paul did you talk to labeat today
Paul: hey he fucking stole my phone and ran the battery out by looking at memes

by Dictionary doughnut January 18, 2019

laveah

This girl is pretty but she is crazy but can be fun and rude at times that girl is weird

Person 1: That girl is weird who is she
Person 2:oh thats just laveah

by Rainbow sunshine fart February 16, 2017

Lavatop

1. When your partner has acid reflux while performing oral sex & the flaming hot expulsion erodes the head of the penis

"What's wrong, Jonah?"
"Oh, man, my dick still burns from the lavatop Hannah gave me the other day."

by memux December 7, 2018

Lavat

Arabic word for two guys having anal sex, sodomy

Iran set to execute 18-year-old on false charge of lavat.

by arthurassbleach August 23, 2010