The smallest mammal resident on the isles of Great Britain. Often used to compare against other things that are also very small indeed.
Phil - Ben, how's your Egg, Beans & Sausage?
Ben - Rubbish, the sausage is about as big as a Lavatory Shrew
Ben - Rubbish, the sausage is about as big as a Lavatory Shrew
by zzwill December 1, 2011
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