A character from Stephen King's novel, "The Stand". He masturbates bitterly at one part of the story.
A description of Harold Lauder's actions from The Stand:
"In the hour before dawn, he replaced the diary in Fran's pack and secured the buckles. He took no special precautions. If she woke, he thought coldly, he would kill her and then run. Run where? West. But he would not stop in Nebraska or even in Colorado, oh no.
She didn't wake.
He went back to his sleeping bag. He masturbated bitterly." (562)
"In the hour before dawn, he replaced the diary in Fran's pack and secured the buckles. He took no special precautions. If she woke, he thought coldly, he would kill her and then run. Run where? West. But he would not stop in Nebraska or even in Colorado, oh no.
She didn't wake.
He went back to his sleeping bag. He masturbated bitterly." (562)
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An unkempt pubic region on a woman, where the hair is overgrown and covers a large portion of her crotchal region. Derives from the show "Laverne & Shirley." Laverne's bush was never shaved, whereas Shirley's bush was trimmed and coifed weekly, usually in landing-strip style but sometimes straight-up bald.
Damn dawg, last night I met a woman at the bar, got her home, removed those panties, and ka-plow! Laverne Bush!
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People used to like her for like 3-5 mounts or more then realize "Why do I like her she's a clown. Let's make this account into a hate page. And make others do the same”
People used to like her for like 3-5 mounts or more then realize "Why do I like her she's a clown. Let's make this account into a hate page. And make others do the same”
Hater:"do you like zoe Laverne ?"
Fan:"yeah, why?"
Hater:"she is a cheater, and vapes in front of her fans."
Fan:"really? No that's not real."
Hater:"yup, it is"
Fan:"your right, I hate her now. She can suck a ____"
Fan:"yeah, why?"
Hater:"she is a cheater, and vapes in front of her fans."
Fan:"really? No that's not real."
Hater:"yup, it is"
Fan:"your right, I hate her now. She can suck a ____"
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Get the Zoe Laverne mug.When you projectile vomit everywhere including the door leading outside, shoes, cars, and porches. Started by Tyler Lauderdale
Shit dude i just caught Tyler Lauderdaling agian!
Dude if you drink anymore your gona start Lauderdaling!
Dude if you drink anymore your gona start Lauderdaling!
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