Laughlin, Nevada

Laughlin, Nevada is a small town nearly two hours south of Las Vegas and it's Across the Colorado River from Bullhead City. People usually go to Laughlin to go jet skiing during the summer and gamble all their money away. This town has no shit to do except for wasting your money on gambling and getting ripped off at the dispensary for 15 dollars for a joint. A lot of people here are straight up assholes, hoes here are flaky as fuck, some white hoes that go to alternate school are low-key tweakers and all they wanna do is date black dudes so they could take advantage of them and boss them around for no reason even though they claim they're against slavery, shit load of fake bloods and crips and their high school is one of the most retarded schools in Clark County yet. Laughlin feels like a wanna be California with no shit to do but just being by yourself at home and/or chilling with your friends and getting into a shit load of trouble about every little thing.
"hey, I'm an 11 year old blood and I come from Compton to nigga!"
Me: "Omfg, get your head out of your ass and act like what a normal 11 year old would act!"
Also me: "Laughlin, Nevada obviously has no shit to do so no wonder a lot of people from other cities and states come and get the fuck outta here!"
by Shithead Brad August 31, 2019
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Jordan Laughlin

Someone dodging a knife to stick it in someone else's back = Jordan Laughlin
The cops jammed him up so he pulled a Jordan Laughlin
by Bobby possumcod June 28, 2014
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Laughlin Exchange

An unfortunate event in which the woman you marry takes the role as the male of the house and leaves you looking like a bitch.
After the wedding, the groom knew he fell for the Laughlin Exchange when the bride forced him to partake in sexual intercourse involving a strap-on.
by Fruitloop72 November 1, 2021
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Laughlin Ale

Something exclusively found in Okmulgee, Oklahome. A typical beer taste but weighs in at 32% alcohol. Made only by Clinton Laughlin. Marketed to young teens and elderly folk. Sure to get you into bed with whoever you would like.
Swammy: I really wanna fuck this chick tonight.

Clint: Just have her drink some Laughlin Ale. That will get the action started.
by GrassInsideMeAss May 7, 2018
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David Laughlin

I fucking beautiful man wanted by the FBI. Also a fortnite skin
David laughlin can stretch my pussy until it explodes
by laughlin lover February 18, 2025
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