Latoyria

A sexy, most likely hard to get bitch. She doesn't talk shit, or doesn't give to fucks. Only if she could. She wants to pound everyone's face in because she's in denial about her heart being broken by every boy she looks at. She is best paired with a boy named Luis. Sometimes she is observant and quiet and likes to hear the juicy gossip and she confronts the person she trusts with her soul the secret. She usually is the blackmailer or gets blackmailed. Easily Depressed. But no easily at Sex.

Andy: Why is Latoyria such an unhappy child?!
Leah: Idk, she's such a bitch though.
Andy: I know right?
Latoyria: -Comes behind you with rape face- ..I'm not depressed.

by PyschoSlowpoke November 12, 2012

Latorty

Latorty is a large ugly bitch who has no life. Latorty's usually consist of girls about the height of 5'9 and above, and the weight of a buffalo. Latorty's usually get in the way and hurts good, healthy, relationships. Latorty's personal life is exposed and posted all over internet forums. like facebook. Latorty is annoying. No one likes Latorty's ad her non-existent sense of fashion.

"Ewwh is that a elephant wearing overalls?"

"Nahh its just a Latorty."

by thelovewizard September 26, 2010

New Labour

A political party to the right of the Conservitives that professes to be acting in the interests of workers while imposing anti-union laws and tax increases for the poor.

I voted for New Labour in the hope that they'd do some good in the country.

by Angus Prune April 17, 2003

new labour

The first time that a political party has been re-branded using the same technique that Daz uses for its washing powder.
"New Labour, now with 25% extra spin and bullshit Free!"
Following the american idea that presentation is everything and content is irrelevant.
We are now supposed to vote for the one with the best hair cut and straightest teeth.

"smile when you say WMD Mr Blair,then they will believe you"

"If New Labour are elected we will not raise taxes" (warm hand gesture, cheesey grin)

"Safety" cameras...........BULLSHIT!!!!

ejucashun, ejucashun, ejucashun

"That poor Man, found dead in the woods, I must send Mrs Kelly a condolence card"

"It's all the fault of the last government"......IT WAS 9 FUCKING YEARS AGO


LIES, LIES, LIES, LIES, LIES, LIES.

by Flibble June 6, 2005

new labour

Class traitor thatcherites

Most of tony blair and his cronies make thatcher look like a social reformer.

by black flag June 24, 2004

lator

Short for calculator.

Mike: Better use my lator for this problem.

by TheDopestofThemAll November 6, 2013

Labour Day Special

Engaging in sexual intercourse with your superior in the workplace.

Employee: You wanted to see me Mrs. Applesauce?
Employer: Henry, do know what a labour day special is?
Employee: No ma'am
Employer: You're about to find out. Lock the door.

by Dr. Whelan September 22, 2010