Punjab lasso

noose. used to kill people.

phantom of the opera, erik is an expert at throwing a punjab lasso- you are dying before you realize he found you.

by kira bates July 2, 2008

hairy lasso

The sexual parts of a woman. Also my favourite part.

See alsocunt twat pussy

Johnny: Hey look at her hairy lasso
Johno: Fuck yeah!

by Johno W December 30, 2007

poo lasso

When you do a sneaky fart, then walk around an unsuspecting victim, ensuring there is a 'lasso' of the stench of your poo around them. There is no escape from the smell

"I quickly and like a stealth ninja farter, surrounded him with my poo lasso"

by Mc Buzzell May 3, 2016

Lysosomal Dysfunctation

A made up word that you tell your friends is the answer to any Biology question. If your friends are dumb enough they will answer the question with that answer, in turn making the teacher think they are completely retarded

Mehow - "Hey Steve whats the answer to #11"
Steve - "Its Lysosomal Dysfunctation"
Mehow - "Thanks man"

by stevedub January 20, 2009

Pussy Lassoed

The stage before being full-on pussy whipped.

He'd only been with her a week and he was already pussy lassoed, it's only a matter of time before he's completely whipped

by Mr. Polo Dolo October 10, 2011

lasso of shame

A used condom that is tied at one end and used to slap someone in the face after fornicating with them.

Jasmine made me use a condom, so I gave her the lasso of shame.

by CuntFucker69 October 15, 2009

fart lasso

A fart so bad that its like someone wrapped a lasso around your neck and pulled it tight. You can't breathe.

Dude, yesterday I gave Chris the ol' fart lasso. He didn't breathe for so long he turned purple!

by Flaming Moobs December 3, 2013