laptopless

With down-sizing and everyone doing double-duty, most people can't afford to go without their computers for even an hour in an office setting. Even in meetings where people are supposed to focus on the task at hand, they are doing other work on their laptops while the meeting is going on. This usually means less attention and focus in the meeting. Going into a meeting without your laptop is going "laptopless"

Kevin's new year's resolution is to go laptopless to meetings so that he can focus on what the boss is saying.

by reddogs777 January 8, 2010

Laptopirosis

noun. a disease acquired from laptop computer overuse

You might get laptopirosis. You've been using your laptop for six hours now.

by ilovekitty September 14, 2011

Laptopsexual

Being sexually and romanticly attracted to laptops.

"Heard of that guy who kissed a laptop?"

"Yea he's totally a Laptopsexual!"

by yayaheyyou October 28, 2021

Laptopping

Laptopping is where you sit on someone's lap until they become uncomfortably warm.

Jim: Dude, I was laptopping Pam last night.
Henry: How hot did she get?
Jim: Very

by littlernermaid October 17, 2013

Laptopping

The art of a group of recently tubed athletes spending a day in the vacinity of each other but communicating through laptops. Laptopping can only be done by a minimum of 2 persons. Popular laptopping activites include facebooking, msning and stick cricket offs.

I cant move, breath, speak and don't want to see outside. Do you fancy spending the afternoon laptopping?

by Captain timelord the don June 16, 2007

lactoperoxidase

A Drug addicted Lactating Blonde ,They usually inhabit slums and housing commission sites traveling in packs of two or three , their mating call consists of loud raucous laughter and nasal "hey baby" calls.

Their diet consists of canned food and the occasional cigarette. When attacked this species defends itself with a pungent Odor emitting from their mouths.

The Male Equivalent of this species is commonly Called A Bogan (see bogan)

Billy: woah look at that !
Bob: What?
Billy : its the lactoperoxidase
Lactoperoxidase: HEY BABY! *high pitched laughter*

by Jinxedminx December 15, 2008

Laptopping

When you sit on a laptop with your friend as your day's activity, because laptopping can only be done for long hours at a time. You can do anything while laptopping but the most common would be chatting via facebook, or any other communication route like Skype. You most likely send many links back and forth and run out of things to talk about at least a dozen times but keep going anyway. Laptopping is the verb form of laptop. It is literally the verb meaning to use the laptop, generally said when doing so at the same time as a friend. Laptopping.

Friend 1: Hey, do you wanna laptop today?

Friend 2: Sure, I fucking love laptopping!
Friend 1: Calm down.

by madebyafan September 15, 2015