1. (opposite of DElapidated) excellent, great, neat, nice, quality, sound, strong, etc.
2. A chick who gives LAP on the FIRST DATE. (Lap-I-Dated).
2. A chick who gives LAP on the FIRST DATE. (Lap-I-Dated).
1. Although that Stang was 10 years old, it was very lapidated.
2.
a) Shirley is very lapidated.
b) Sharon is a Lap-I-dated.
2.
a) Shirley is very lapidated.
b) Sharon is a Lap-I-dated.
by Brit Read February 18, 2009
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by ProfessorSmarterThanYou January 20, 2009
Get the laxidasical mug.A seductive dance done mostly by a female either while sitting in the Male's Lap or so close that its hard to control an erection.
There are various forms of lapdance performed with more or less the same objective of teasing or exciting and/or gratifying the feeling of physical contact between the sexual organs of the bodies.
In a Lapdance, a female(generally) may rub her breasts,groin,vagina on Male's Penis,chest or even face all the while dancing seductively.
There are Strip Clubs that charge some amount for those interested in getting a Lapdance. Sometimes it goes beyond that and leads to sexual activity between the lapdancer and the customer.
There are various forms of lapdance performed with more or less the same objective of teasing or exciting and/or gratifying the feeling of physical contact between the sexual organs of the bodies.
In a Lapdance, a female(generally) may rub her breasts,groin,vagina on Male's Penis,chest or even face all the while dancing seductively.
There are Strip Clubs that charge some amount for those interested in getting a Lapdance. Sometimes it goes beyond that and leads to sexual activity between the lapdancer and the customer.
"Maria did a Lapdance for me last night; I was so hard and excited that I gave her a real nice fuck"
" That country club has good Lapdance offers starting from $20, I plan to get my first lapdance this weekend there."
" That country club has good Lapdance offers starting from $20, I plan to get my first lapdance this weekend there."
by Wizkidrx March 12, 2009
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"Ugh , my Lapdancetop is being such a whore tonight, sorry!"
"It's fine, i'm going off to your birthday now anyways"
"It's fine, i'm going off to your birthday now anyways"
by Klynchwich October 28, 2008
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