Lanta

An organ somewhere between the lungs and heart that when damaged forces the owner to scream "Ow, my lanta!" or "Oh my lanta"! It has no use, similar to the spleen.

Ow my lanta!

by Axlium Banister January 2, 2011

Lantavious

He’s The one and Not the 2. Period

Lantavious is the shit.

by Lanniiee November 24, 2021

oh my lanta

Uncle Jesse's favorite saying on the timeless classic sitcom, Full House.

Stephanie drives Uncle Joey's car into the kitchen. Jesse interjects, "Oh my lanta!"

by Teeheeheehee May 18, 2006

Lanta

Lanta (verb): To take mylanta in order to stop vomiting or other unpleasant things.

Man, my stomach killing me! I'd better lanta.

by kdonkd December 15, 2010

lancakes

Lancakes is a world made out of pancakes

I'm going to lancakes on my space motorcycle to eat the greatest pancakes in the land

by IsaacWhysic May 17, 2023

o my lanta

a good saying used in place of o my god

o my lanta did you see that ford!

by Heifer shoemaker December 24, 2008

Oh My Lanta

An alternative way to say "Oh my Lord" or "Oh my god". The origin of the phrase is unknown. Not even the most brilliant scientists can decipher the mystery.

"Oh My Lanta! I just wet myself."
"Oh My Lanta! That man must weigh over 450 pounds!"

by J-dog April 25, 2005