Landline

(slang) Home telephone number in a rural area.

Our farm's landline is (334) xxx-xxxx.

by Brian November 26, 2003

Landline

A old ass phone. Something you dont want.ESPECIALLY IF YOU HAVE DIAL UP.

Who the fuck still uses a landline?

by DanTheMan0001 December 8, 2022

Landline

The opposite of a grenade launcher, but still is ugly.

The awkwardly skinny ugly chick in a group of hot girls.

Simailar to a grenade, but skinnier.

As mentioned on Jersey Shore by Pauly D.

Pauly D - Man, Ronnie is over here hooking up with grenades and landlines.

Guy - I had to take the landline last night, but I got a hot chick later, so it's cool.

by kostovetsky August 3, 2010

lanalingus

The act of stimulating the anus of a driver with one's tongue while traveling at speeds exceeding 60 miles per hour on an interstate or other motorway.

I was falling asleep at the wheel, but my bro stepped in and gave me lanalingus all the way to Pensacola.

by Colon Prowell June 6, 2010

A landline Arkwood Man

A landline Arkwood Man is a man that has made it to the top of his game in the transport industry,there is no where he won't go,nothing he won't cart or any hour of the day or day of the week he won't work. A truck driving fuckin legend usually found driving a Kenworth.

He handled that like a landline arkwood man would

by The transport observer June 16, 2023

vietnam landline

When one defecates onto another's chest, then slamming one's hand into the feces making it explode.

"Why's the room covered in shit?"
"John gave Sera a vietnam landline last night."

by JDH656 March 27, 2015

Landline

(n.)An individual's personal phone number. Excludes non personal telephone numbers, and social media messaging.

I want your landline so I can personally message you.

by ShottyBum204 April 19, 2018