floyd the landlord

George Floyd’s XXX name when he made a sextape with a hood rat whore

Guy: yo man, did u ever see the Floyd the landlord video?
Guy 2: yea bro idk why ppl treat this guy like a saint, he’s literally the black Johnny Sins but no clout

by Gay ngga June 6, 2022

Dutch Landlord

Similar to a dutch oven, but occurring during the act of fellatio. A slang term for lying in bed with another person and pulling the covers over the persons head while receiving fellatio and flatulating.

She couldn't come up with her half of the rent so I'm gonna introduce her to the Dutch Landlord...
I really want to give Rosemary a Dutch Landlord...

by contorto January 30, 2021

Lanlard

To bluntly shut down a proposed idea or incorrect query via a pause and simple "No". Often to the specific embarrassment of the subject.

Originated and used by British YouTube Stars & fellow members of SORTEDfood.

"Don't you cook to 165° C to make honeycomb?"
"... no."
“Well, that was a Lanlard...thanks mate”

"He just asked if that was the right peeler to zest an orange."
"Oof, he just ABSOLUTELY Lanlarded him!"

by KhaleesiofRivia March 24, 2021

landlord

Someone who fixes your shit when your shit is fucked.

“Yo Ethan, text the landlord, our shit is fucked.”

by jd031398 September 24, 2018

landlord

A person who makes an honest living by purchasing property and then renting out space to tenants. Usually hated by said tenants because they seem to ignore the fact that the landlord had to pay for the property and is entitled to be reimbursed.

I need to pay rent to the landlord every month.

by MNYC September 24, 2005

landlord's contract

A written contract that is supposed to make a transaction look above board and official, and to suggest that the buyer has a degree of comeback, but which the party offering the document can ignore at will. As they say, it's not worth the paper it's printed on.

Dickie O'Kelly presented his tenants with the landlord's contract in connection with the quality of their accommodation, and then disappeared to South Africa with their money.

by Fearman August 10, 2007

landlord's holiday

A break, usually involving travel abroad and of indefinite duration, so as to avoid tenant responsibilities, legal action, and so on. A time of leave for analogous purposes or of similar duration.

After taking ten million quid in cash from the public in begging letters, Karl O'Driscoll vanished on a landlord's holiday to his hidey hole in the Seychelles and lived a life of leisure.

by Fearman August 10, 2007