lankness

19th century slang for laxity or flabbiness

On September 26, 1854, While serving as US consul in England, American novelist Nathaniel Hawthorne wrote in what would be published as his English Notebooks (1857) these undiplomatic remarks about local women: “The British Scientific Association now in session here, many distinguished strangers were present. What chiefly struck me, however, was the lack of beauty in the women, and the horrible lankness of not a few of them….Who would not abhor such a wife? I really pitied the respectable elderly gentlemen whom I saw walking about with such atrocities hanging on their arms-the grim, red-faced monsters! Surely a man would be justified in … taking a sharp knife and cutting away their mountainous flesh, until he had brought them into reasonable shape, as a sculptor seeks for the beautiful form in a woman in a shapeless block of marble. The husband must feel that something alien has grown over and encrusted the slender creature whom he married, and he is horribly wronged by having all this flabby flesh imposed upon him as his wife.”

by BOMS October 10, 2007

langnass

1. retort given when someone calls one a jackass (see langass)

2. more commonly used on message boards and forums towards a know it all poster or troll who posts too many words meaning nothing

Did you read that post from that langnes the other day, calling you a jackass? What a langnass!!

by honey9 December 26, 2008

Langles

langles, the infamous member on the Langan family known for being a bit "unique" in many aspects of life.

Renouned for his bizarre music taste, even more bizarre friends but suprisingly good taste in girls.

When langles is at a party, everybody gets chugged!

a typical phrase of Langles: "the party doesnt stop till everybody's chugged! including you pond boy!"

by blackjam May 8, 2009

Lengness

A way of saying leng

Jose:bro what are you doing
Miguel:I’m admiring her lengness

by Wasteman88322 May 2, 2021

LAGNESH VARMA

The one who dosent ask for chicks but still gets alot of em.

My friend LAGNESH VARMA has alot of chicks that I can't afford

by anonymous November 24, 2021

Joseph Langner

To be a nigger lipped christian who cums just hearing the name god. One who also is quick tempered and believes god is behind every action a person makes. When a "Joseph Langner" is agitated or triggered you can tell by his foaming lips and his autistic comebacks that aren't relevant to the situation.

You need to stop being a "Joseph Langner" you tempered fuck!

by sausagemachine3009 August 20, 2018

Blonde langneus

Blond meisje of blonde jongen met een zeer lange neus. Dit wordt soms als onaantrekkelijk gezien, maar velen vinden dit juist aantrekkelijk.

¨Wacht maar tot ze zich omdraait, dan is ze niet aantrekkelijk meer. Ze heeft een hele lange neus.¨
¨Maar ik hou juist van een blonde langneus!¨

by JaySayHey June 16, 2020