Langkawi

A beautiful island located in Kedah, Malaysia near Thailand. Famous for hosting the cycling event Le Tour de Langkawi.

Boy: Hey did you know that langkawi mean nip-
Girl: NO. IT'S AN ISLAND, OKAY?

by Samantha Felicia Rose April 7, 2015

Langdon

The expression "Langdon" was coined during the pandemic crisis in the middle of Swedens deepest forests. The term has it's origin in the beloved movie adaption of Dan Browns trilogy depicting Robert Langdon; portrayed by Tom Hanks. Robert Langdon is a nifty but occassionally low-gifted character with distinct autistic features during the worst possible times. So a "Langdon" is therefore a remarkably special individual whom enters the realms of fantasy during the weirdest occasions.

"He's such a fucking Langdon, idiot!"
"Don't be mad at Robert, you know - he's a bit of a Langdon.."
"C'mon, stop being a Langdon you - stop licking the painting!"

by mphstphls October 7, 2020

Batty Language

To speak in the native language of the anus.

John really was a tit and fluent in the batty language too!

by green923jade October 15, 2016

A Hot Landa

when a hirsute baseball enthusiast blows his blueberry jewce (or fresh cream) all over your quivering streudel

bitch, did you get a hot landa from donny last night?

nah, i wanted him to but he told me to wait for the cream. he can fuck a duck for all i care.

by immaletyounotfinish September 29, 2009

hope language

autocorrected keyboard smash

no one:
hope: jerusalem assc sushi’s ajveifhxnw eucalyptus heveos wfyegrf

jerusalem gc: and thats on hope language

by kaileybigimping December 8, 2019

langas mom

langas hot mom aka nanako hasegawa

ex: wow langas mom is really hot

by langasmomporn March 12, 2021

Langar

A hunch back with a small dick who wont shut the fuck up

That kid over there, his name is Finn and he is a fucking langar

by ChillBill668 August 17, 2023