landbeast

A behemoth, ravenous woman that will devours any food-like substance including small children and animals.

Holy shit! That bitch is a landbeast! She's gotta be pushing at least a deuce and a half.

by JCC January 11, 2004

Farting Lander

The farting lander, Is simply dropping down on something and farting excessivley hard.

Guy 1: Hey, look at Adam!
Guy 2: Oh my jizz, he's doing a farting lander!

by Fartinglander November 29, 2011

ethan landry

THE HOTTEST GHOSTFACE ALIVE, LITERALLY CREAMED MY PANTS AT THE MOVIE THEATER WHEN I SAW HIM

person one: “have you seen scream 6?”
person two: “YES OMG ETHAN LANDRY IS SO FINE”
person three: “I AGREE”

by slutforcrazymen March 25, 2023

Landeskoging

Similar to Tebowing, Landeskoging was made popular by the Colorado Avalanche's forward Gabriel Landeskog. After scoring the game-winning goal on March 12, 2012 against the Anaheim Ducks, he dropped to his knees, then went face first onto the ice, with his legs bent, and his fists clenched near his ears. Replicating this position is known as Landeskoging.

Kris: Dude! Did you see Landeskog's sick goal last night?
Joe: Yeah! I got so excited I started Landeskoging in the middle of the street!

by Youandmeandthedevilmakesthree September 30, 2012

Landeene

When a male has a three-some with two other women who are:
Woman 1- sucking the males penis
Woman 2- fingering woman 1 while making out with the male

That landeene we had last night was amazing!
Would you like to bring a friend and landeene all night long?
Lets landeene tonight. I know someone who wants to.

by man with the answers June 25, 2009

Landesked

When you are forced to reboot your computer because landesk desktop management software is requiring you to do so. Generally happens when you have important work to do and can't wait on a slow windows reboot.

I almost finished fixing that bug, but I got landesked!

by 85Howie August 27, 2013

landed

landed: its worked out well, everyting is sorted. Northern Ireland saying.

you got the job? youre landed now!

by monkeynator June 24, 2005