danish landmine

A Lego brick left on the floor that you step on in the middle of the night..

I went to get a midnight snack and stepped on a danish landmine my kid had left in the kitchen. I couldn't walk for three days.

by weasel1969 October 12, 2017

Loneliness

Being alone isn't loneliness. Loneliness is being alone when you desire otherwise.

Solitude is the wanted withdrawal of oneself. Loneliness is the unwanted withdrawal of others.

by WhatYouThinkVWhatYouKnow June 17, 2013

Laureline

I love Laureline!
She's such a lovely and sweet person.
She knows how to make me smile.
Oh seriously you don't have a Laureline in your life? I mean your life don't sucks? Are you sure?
Lmao

Oh I just met a girl, she is amazing do yo know her?
Her name is Laureline

by james300000 March 27, 2021

Colombian Landslide

The aftermath of a strong brewed Colombian coffee which results in a stomach-clearing shit-storm. This poo is not like any regular, solid poo; rather, it is a slimey, smooth, and smelly production. Post Colombian Landslide, one may feel 10-20 lbs lighter, happier, and healthier.

"Don't use the bathroom for a while, I had some Chipotle last night and just had a Colombian Landslide in there"

"My stomach hurts, I think I should have a coffee and induce a Colombia Landslide"

by EWMB March 4, 2018

loneliness

Loneliness occurs when you feel as if nobody gives a crap about what you want. There's nobody to turn to or ask for help, you only have yourself.

Loneliness can make even the happiest of things not seem so great. It really takes most of the enjoyment out of life.

One thing that helps with loneliness is to find a hobby you like and stick with it. Enjoy yourself and have fun while doing it. And if you do it in a club or a group, you might find some nice people who actually give a crap to be friends with.

Also, don't give up on life. Suicide is not the answer. If you're still lonely, then keep trying to find help. Something good might come your way, and death will only take away that chance.

If you keep trying and don't give up, you can surely defeat loneliness.

by The world may never know! January 18, 2013

viatnamese landmine

The act of shitting on one's chest then slapping it

Viatnamese landmines are a great way to get dumped

by Steampunk Idiot February 11, 2015

True Forced Loneliness

A group of people (mainly guys/men) who are unable to attract women and are unsuccessful in the dating scene. They realize that when it comes to dating, it is primarily about looks, and they criticize dating specialists for lying to vulnerable people about how to attract women.

There are many misconceptions about these people such as them hating women, feeling that they are entitled to a woman's affection or that a woman should never reject them. Most TFLers actually believe the contrary and point out the fact that the world just isn't fair and it's not someone's fault if they are unattractive.

Common members of this community on YouTube consist of: Heed and Succeed, Oreo Man/Savvy guy, KentTV, Blaze1, and Jamil the King

"Has Steve never had a girlfriend?"
"Nah bro, he's a TFLer"

"What does TFL stand for?"
"True Forced Loneliness"

by Uncool dude December 16, 2018