I can't believe how many lamprey stores have popped up around the new Wal-Mart since it opened; little leeches living on the droppings of the shark
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A firm attachment accompanied by sucking of one individual's mouth to another individual's anus, forming a complete seal.
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by Wordsworth (1770-1850) January 17, 2007
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When One lounges around with a state of laziness and boredom so much, they actually end up doing stuff.
When One lounges around with a state of laziness and boredom so much, they actually end up doing stuff.
To Lamper is to be so bored of being lazy that you end up doing something useful.
Erik is lampering (Erik is so bored of being lazy and has started doing random stuffs).
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"I wanted to avoid doing that boring piece of work so much that I lampered all afternoon, now my desk is as clean as a clean thing"
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Erik is lampering (Erik is so bored of being lazy and has started doing random stuffs).
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