laid

<noun> intercourse in which the agitating characteristics apparent from one's lack of a sex life are trumped; usually refers to the instance in which a repressed male is laid by a woman, and is particularly suggestive of sex where the woman takes up the dominate position of riding the male from on top.

(1) Man, you definitely need to get laid.

(2)<verb> She laid him out like Sunday's ironing.

by Jesse Washington May 13, 2008

Laid

1. To of had sex, with anyone, him/her self, or anything else.
2. To have laid on the couch.
3. I don't know any other way's for LAID.

Refer To Top For Number Listings.
1. Carl:"Man I just got laid by the hot chick over there Joe...Yep she was good"
Joe: "Hey Carl, that's a guy..."

2. Stephany:"Why haven't you answered my calls?!"
Joe:"Because I found out you're a guy, and I laid on the couch and suddenly passed out..."

3. Random Person:"Any thing else I could use the word laid for?"

by Me Me No No Tell Tell You!!! July 3, 2007

Laid

To have sexual intercourses, in other words, having sex fucking the shit out of someone.

That bitch was the bomb, i cant to get with her and get laid again!!!

by JuN10r July 4, 2006

Laid

To have a sexual moment usually with a girl or women of sexual attraction.

He got laid with the girl he met

The girl was on me last night I almost got laid

by Dogmanyoyo January 14, 2019

Laids

1. A disease that effects your legs making them tiny, skinny, sickly looking usually caused by working out your upper body all the time.

2. Legs + Aids

If that guy continues to only work out his upper body, he's going to develop laids and end up in a wheelchair.

by loz27 December 26, 2011

Laid

1. A physical way to relieve stress

2. A way to relieve stress

3. To have sex
4. Past tense of lay

1. I need to get laid
2. I laid down an egg
3. My friend got laid last night

by #LOVEqueen December 6, 2016

Laids

A floozy, the lady of the night, Girl, Woman.

The one thing I'd give up booze for, Laids.

by -BeUrbs November 26, 2018