lagnut

a small peanut shaped piece of poo that stubbornly clings to an arse hair

james was unimpressed by the langnut on sandras' hoop, but decided eat the ass anyways

by funk munky February 20, 2004

Lagnasium

Refering to an area in an online community where lag becomes an understatement.

The certain game released for xbox 360 and pc which was hoping to ride off the success of Elder Scrolls 4: Oblivion, except it had the addition of online play, can only be described as a Lagnasium in both single player and online play and was not even close to making a 100th percent of what Oblivion did.

by omega20mm January 3, 2008

lagnub

it is when a nub is all QQ (crying about getting killed) about LAG very common in CS:S or CS:1.6

for EX you get a head shot on one of these lagnubs they blame it on lag all the time unless they kill you and then they think they are the best and all the lag is gone but if they get killed again guess what the lag is back

by notthesameperson2001 May 8, 2008

lognus

someone with an extremely long face, much like an upright log. can be made, or occur naturally

person 1: sarah jessica parker is such a lognus
person 2: i agree

by whatacoincidence January 27, 2011

lagnese

A terrible eighth grade teacher who licks dick on the regular.

Person1: Yo Mr.Lagnese gave me a detention.
Person2: What bitch.

by J_Man3304 August 10, 2018

Lanus

A ladies anus

"Fuck Gina's lanus was so big after you stuck your cock in her"

"Dude how'd you know that"

"We were Facetiming"

"Shiiiit"

by Mrs.Meaty January 1, 2018

Langus

To self-seize one's "manhood" from behind and underneath with agression.

"Man ohhh man, I pulled a muscle when I langussed myself last night, Jim"

by Bobby M September 10, 2005