Lady J

The kind of girl every guy has encountered. Classy, sweet, prim and proper girl. Attractive, but never sexy in her choice of make-up or clothing. Usually church going, friendly but naïve. Thus, her flirtations which can lead to cock-teasing, go unrealized by her. To the guy though, they are very overt. A Lady J can be easily seduced but will never go all the way. "I think we should stop now" is a common plea by her, as the guy is rounding third base. An encounter with a Lady J always results in a painful case of blue balls.

Bill: "Hey, how did your date go with that sweet looking co-ed in our philosophy class?" Jerry: "Waste of time and money. She turned out to be a Lady J, so I had to go home and jack off to relieve the pain."

by horndogger31 July 13, 2015

Liquid Lady

When you mix water with Cocaine put it in a neo synephrine bottle and snort it.

Dude we did so much Coke at Jim's wedding we were even doing liquid lady

by Mongoliod1534 September 29, 2008

lady river

A beautiful Italian-American woman who, through the creative power of nature and time finds her true love and soulmate while exploring the Southern East Coast. Her gaze is met and souls connect; an addictive, unconventional, ultimate love is formed.

Lady River leads to the truest, the ultimate, the most soulful, protective love.

Rest assure, in time, Lady River will deliver you to your ONE.

by RosenThePhilosopher September 15, 2018

most elite lady

a mysterious girl who doesn't give anyone her all unless she deems you worthy; and still she holds back. she leads a private life, but all eyes are on her when she says or does anything at all. she was born to shine, but rather just sit pretty on her throne. she is a woman of great depth and glory.

I wanted to ask her out on a date but she's a most elite lady I don't know how to approach!

by captain cane November 7, 2013

first lady of the United States

A woman who watches while her husband has sex with interns and porn stars.

Donald said, "I want to be president some day."
Ivanka replied, "I want to be your first lady of the United States Daddy"
Donald answered, "That would illegal, but you can watch me bang interns and porn stars too."

by Nutzen YerMouf March 12, 2018

Eda the Owl Lady

That one milf from The Owl House

Person: Eda the Owl Lady is such a milf
Person 2: Agreed

by catrasimplol June 26, 2021

Lady Door

1. A mistake made by Dan and Phil in one of their most popular livestreams, surprisingly still on YouTube, and not demonetized!
2. A Female Exit

Lady
Lady
Come in my Lady Door

by ohdearymizzle June 1, 2018