lady-boner

1. the female equivalent of a 'boner'.

2. May be as mild as slight moisture and nothing else: 'semi lady-boner'

3. Or it may be characterised by extreme wetness, involuntarily clenching and unclenching vaginal muscles, and an erect clitoris: 'massive lady-boner'

"Why did you have unprotected sex with that bad-boy player last night?"

"Because I had a massive lady-boner and he was really doing it for me and my school and family preach abstinence so I had no condoms".

by Great-Aunt of Sohm-Yung Ho 🦉 January 29, 2009

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Lady Boner

When a lady gets a fuzzy feeling in her pants!

"wow ciara had a huge Lady Boner"
"ikr she was sooo fired up!"

by Briki November 28, 2011

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Lady Boner

The act of a women's "erection" becoming wet in the vaginal area due to a hot mans presence.

Dude, he is so hot! I just got a lady boner. Boner

by Mastersofsex June 10, 2014

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Lady boner

When your clit swells up, and so does the lips of your vagina. A tingling sensation in the crotch. Typically occurs when sexually aroused.

Person 1: Hey, you see Johns large dick? It’s almost 8 inches!
Person 2: Oh, I know! Look at my lady boner!
*pulls down pants to see swelling clitoris

Person 1: Oh my gosh! I guess you should get him! Your clit is almost as big as his penis!

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Lady boner

Like a penis the vagina can get longer when turned on. When a women is sexally aroused she might physically feel her vagina lengthen. This is so a longer penis can fit. The vagina is normally 3-4 inches long but can lengthen up to 200% when aroused.

When i was sexting my boy/girlfriend i got a raging lady boner

by Aries_igftpower March 21, 2015

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