lickomaniac

s.o. who licks pussy all the time. his dick is too small so he uses his tongue

that dude is a lickomaniac

by woobledoo1978 February 10, 2005

Lackman

A company who makes food at hofstra. The food looks and smells appetizing, but from the first bite to the last, will be coming out at least 2 hours after eating, in either gas, liquid, or solid form.

David Luke did the lackman food make you poop again, cause I smell a stinker.

Not yet but believe me its coming.
...

by Beta Beta Beta April 3, 2009

lackocoaster face

pronounced (lack-oh-co-stir)
The face of pure disgust and disbelief your Mum (or any other member of you family or friends who is full of pride when it comes to furniture) make when you place a drink down on any special or expensive piece of furniture without a coaster underneath it.

Son: *puts coffee down on coffee table without a coaster*

Mum: Oh! *makes lackocoaster face* What is wrong with you!? There is an extreme lack of coaster-using in this house! That will stain!

Son: Ok Mum! calm down, there's no need to make your lackocoaster face!

by Ffibi July 23, 2010

lactomongulate

To destroy the open half of the milk carton so badly that you are forced to use the ILLEGAL side.

I was so thirsty and trying to get into my drink that i fucked up the side saying "Open Here" . I was forced to lactomongulate the illegal side!

by Bradis February 20, 2008

Lackogiggedy

1.A Lack of sexual intercourse in ones life.
2.When your significant other is not doing their bedroom duties.

Man 1: Whats wrong with Gabe? He's been really irritated lately.

Man 2:Oh he's suffering from lackogiggedy, don't worry he'll be fine!

by Captain Cowhand December 18, 2009

Lackopussitis

A terrible virus brought on by the unpleasant lack of interaction with female genitalia. Withdrawals may sometimes cause you to be in a confused state of mind, not being "On top of your game." Your judgement may be terribly affected, falling victim to what is known as "beer goggles." Do not be afraid. You may think your recent daydreams will never come true but stay calm, your day will come, Your dick will rise, and you will conquer the drought. There are no over the counter remedies, unless you are in the 'Red Light District'... My heart goes out to all who are affected

"Look at that cute ginger over there!"
"Bro are you serious?"
"What?"
"When was the last time you danced the horizontal hokey pokey?"
"Haha It's been like 4 months."
"Dude....I'm pretty sure you got Lackopussitis"

by UNCLE SPLUNCH September 12, 2011

Lacombe

Small town in Louisiana known for its inbred citizens and easy accessibility to crack and meth. You might know this town from a hit movie, “ the hills have eyes”

My boy Donny just scored a baggie off some ole boy from Lacombe .

by Theport October 11, 2019