Noun: A Labubu Fleshlight is used similarly to the average fleshlight. The difference is the cozy, fuzzy fur on the inside and realistic moaning labubu sounds!
by Masonluvsbaseball September 1, 2025

An ugly piece of shit that looks like a gremlin that preppy 9yos are after cuz its "sOoOo PrEpPy AnD tReNdY oMgG"
ITS NOT ITS A CREEPY GREMLIN £50 KEYRING THAT LOOKS LIKE IT GNAWZ YOUR TOES IN YOUR SLEEP 💀💀💀
ITS NOT ITS A CREEPY GREMLIN £50 KEYRING THAT LOOKS LIKE IT GNAWZ YOUR TOES IN YOUR SLEEP 💀💀💀
by Triple-A-Battery September 5, 2025

Hoe: Look at my useless plastic called a Labubu that I paid my life savings for!
Hoes boyfriend: That money was for your moms kidney replacement you bitch. I'm taking the kids.
Hoes boyfriend: That money was for your moms kidney replacement you bitch. I'm taking the kids.
by Dr. Fuckass July 20, 2025

Labubu is a brand of keychain/purse accessory/plush toys originating from Hong Kong. They’re very popular, as of writing, and are the latest brainrotted consumerism trend.
Labubus are ugly and creepy looking, if you ask me
Scalpers are reselling Labubus for, in some cases, thousands.
There was a heist in California, last week, in which a thief stole $7,000 worth of Labubus.
Scalpers are reselling Labubus for, in some cases, thousands.
There was a heist in California, last week, in which a thief stole $7,000 worth of Labubus.
by This is my handle okay August 13, 2025

by ChopHo September 17, 2025

Toy thats marketed to hide nft pyramid schemes often sold by illegal immigrant is often a buzz word like "pizza" used by the pedo community to mean an underage hole
by Libtardium August 13, 2025

by Epuu February 18, 2025
