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chris labontony

Chris Labontony is a kid, who "drinks his beer with a chaser." He is such a weakling, he has to mix Coors Light with Pepsi, because he can't handle the taste of beer. He also gets high from one hit of weed, and totally trips the hell out and won't stop laughing. When he's intoxicated, he tries to make out with every girl at the party and gets rejected.
Look at that Chris Labontony, he can't even walk straight. He is such a party foul.
by Tony di Domenico August 21, 2017
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lavonte

a person that looks like a hottie but turns out too be a heart breaker although he can bee very sweet when he wants too bee but he is a very shy person he is an awsome guy when you see the other side of him he isnt the guy u think he is but you would be suprised!! he is cute, funny, smart, sweet, amazing, but he is kinda rude when hee say's something you dont want too hear you would start too adventually cry cause he would get too you..!
wow look at lavonte he is soo finee.

but lavonte is a heart breaker i hear!
by t.l.r August 4, 2010
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Lamonte

He a Lamonte dick.
by THEWHORE August 2, 2011
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ladonte

A very strange and secretive person. Usually doest like chocolate and can have an overpowering personality when in a comfortable enviourment. Also tends to be quite loyal to a parter and is a very big pet lover.
Ladonte will not leave the animals in the barn.
by tuffy jones June 27, 2017
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Probere Lamonte

A poser irish man to hide his true identity as a frenchmen. Played a big part in the French Revolution and was frozen and recloned so he could come back and unleash his Reign of terror on modern day people. Ever since stepping foot on this earth he has been telling historical jokes. Such as "Do you guys fight over Northern Ireland?" He is a hardcore ranger fan and kills anyone you disagrees that the rangers are not better than Sean's (see definition of muirenheimer) favorite team, the Islanders.
Scott:What time is it when you go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty

Dennis: That is such a Probere Lamonte joke
by its dennis August 7, 2006
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Lamonte

The nice person you can met cute sweet and sexy smooth with the ladies and funny and quiet and stay to his self and caring about people he love and got a big dick
Lamonte
by Lamonte May 5, 2019
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labontetech

labontetech is a content creator who covered politics
by @labontetech November 5, 2021
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