aardvark

the funky brown animal that lives in the front of the dictionary...the real one

aard·vark (ärdvärk)
n.
A burrowing mammal (Orycteropus afer) of southern Africa, having a stocky, hairy body, large ears, a long tubular snout, and powerful digging claws.

by REnergy December 13, 2004

sloppy aardvark

During 69, a woman's nose penetrates a man's anus causing an involuntary bowel release.

She took me all the way down, but when her nose touched my asshole I gave her a sloppy aardvark.

by MoparPogue September 8, 2013

lardvark

An aardvark that enjoys large servings of lard

wow, now that's a lardvark

by not.adelia January 14, 2017

aardvark

an uncircumcised penis

Jimmy's aardvark scared Lisa after he undressed.

by bobby'sworld March 18, 2011

aardvark

Refers to an uncircumcised penis AND also the guy himself who is uncut.

He is an aardvark.

by ned3 January 11, 2009

Anal Aardvarks

A sex game played between two or more people when the "Aardvark" grunts while licking the others anus while flicking their tongue in an "aardvark-like" motion.

Andrew: "Hey Carly, wanna play Anal Aardvarks?"

Carly: "Like, OMG! I love anal aardvarks!!! I was just about to ask you the same thing!!!"

Andrew: "Snaaaaaaaaaaake, Imma snaaaaaake. Imma slippery, slithery, sneaky aardvark snaaaaaaaaaaake"

Carly: "Shutup and aardvark me now!"

by MikeyG4753 August 1, 2013

aardvark

an uncircumcised penis

girls can't tell i have an aardvark when my dick is hard

by pacaderm January 14, 2011